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Oh balls (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 years ago by mod_pp@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[-] Guntrigger@feddit.ch 33 points 3 years ago

"Accidentally"

[-] expatriado@lemmy.world 28 points 3 years ago

must be like one of those puzzles where you need to pass a ball at the time, and then both get stuck

[-] MTLion3@lemm.ee 14 points 3 years ago

Chinese testical trap

[-] lowleveldata@programming.dev 19 points 3 years ago

How many of the balls tho?

[-] DisqueDePise@jlai.lu 12 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

8 at most

[-] Engywuck@lemm.ee 13 points 3 years ago* (last edited 3 years ago)

Maybe 2 were squeezed together in a single hole.

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 5 points 3 years ago

Or 3

[-] Absolutemehperson@lemmy.world 1 points 3 years ago

This thread is getting less comfortable every comment.

[-] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 1 points 3 years ago

If it's one ball per hole, I think you have a different problem cuz that's quite the distance.

[-] cloudpunk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 years ago

Well the website says it is unilad...

[-] markstos@lemmy.world 15 points 3 years ago

Nothing some ice cubes can’t solve.

[-] TheObserver@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 years ago

God damn how big of a sack does he got. That hole looks pretty sizable. Unless that chair in the thumbnail is clickbait.

[-] Spaceinv8er@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 years ago

Oof the thought of this made me physically squirm

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 3 years ago

Just smack 'em with a sandal from the other side and they will pop right out again.

[-] AToM_exe@lemmy.world 7 points 3 years ago

"Accidentally"

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 years ago

Sit down naked until you hear an audible plop

[-] H2207@lemmy.world 6 points 3 years ago

I've never assembled IKEA furniture myself but I struggle to think how this happened.

[-] Duranie@lemmy.film 14 points 3 years ago

Having assembled IKEA furniture, I'm pretty sure he didn't trap his sack during assembly lol.

Sitting on a stool with holes in it combined with a nice warm shower, scrotum relaxes, balls slip through a hole. The problem is that standing will try to yank both through at the same time, which just isn't going to work. I don't have balls of my own (someone who does please correct me if I'm wrong) but I'd imagine that after that startling moment, the scrotum would probably try to retract is contents for protection, which would make matters worse.

[-] H2207@lemmy.world 5 points 3 years ago

I can now, quite disturbingly vividly, see how this can happen.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 years ago

He was sitting on the stool, and with hot water all around things got loose and slippery enough to pop through one of the holes you can see in the picture.

[-] FarFarAway@lemmy.world 3 points 3 years ago

I thought the same thing myself, until I noticed the drain...

Now I'm stuck imagining what he was doing with the chair in the shower.

[-] Duranie@lemmy.film 8 points 3 years ago

I work in hospice, so I'm in the homes of many, many elderly people. While it's not just the elderly, some people have balance, strength, endurance issues, or injuries that make standing and bathing risky. Falls are bad, falls when naked, wet, and onto hard surfaces are worse. You can purchase specialized medical equipment meant for shower use, but I can see someone using an inexpensive plastic stool as an alternative.