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REPORT: Scientists Officially Reclassify Pluto as Pathetic (reductress.com)

submitted 1 month ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] just_another_person@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Pluto visits the Small Planet Humiliation threads for sure.

[–] burgersc12@mander.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Pluto is officially a piece of shit

[–] A_Filthy_Weeaboo@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

[–] Patron_of_Nohbdy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Edit: Pluto is HOT SHIT

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Dammit......I should have clicked your link before leaving the same link.

Although, to be fair mine was better, as I didn't just leave the url as the clickable text. Mine was hot shit!

[–] Patron_of_Nohbdy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

I'm a lurker and rarely comment, so it did not occur to me to do that. I'm trying to get out of my brain and just do what I'm supposed to do. It's fixed now, just for you!