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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 199 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

So even when an incel hits their personal jackpot and gets to bang a Japanese woman they're still just miserable pricks lol

Guess you can't blame women or your virginity now Anon lol

[–] Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Anon doesn't realize how good he has it.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 75 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No no you see he a "genetic dead end" because of his... Kids.

[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 13 points 2 months ago
[–] pixxelkick@lemmy.world 171 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sounds like a real story, and definitely not the sour grapes rambling of a racist incel...

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 114 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, trying to discourage white guys from dating non white girls.

"You might like her now anon, but have you considered that you might have to be racist against your own kid?"

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think the only person this might have helped is jd vance

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

Yeah that guy's kids will be messed up.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 2 months ago

Isn't that a clothing store?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Maybe he's doing it to have all the asian women to himself.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 1 points 2 months ago

Dick move tbh

[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 136 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can just feel the love for his wife and daughter.

[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 98 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Q: "So how did you two meet eachother?"

Anon: "I wanted to fuck a jap and do a epic bleaching by making her have a blonde blue eyed kid, but it didn't work so now i just have an Asian kid which in my mind basically means I have no kid"

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

You never ask Anon questions. That's how you get QAnon.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 95 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Little I have seen here has made me regret subscribing anywhere close to this much. Some poor woman not only slept with, but married that piece of shit. Let's hope that last line in green is spot on.

[–] originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee 144 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Rest easy knowing that this didn’t happen

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 23 points 2 months ago

Yea, sounds fake and gay

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 3 points 1 month ago

Plot twist: she just did it for the visa

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 60 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Anon has fundamentally misunderstood how reproduction works.

If you have kids, you are, by definition, not a genetic dead end.

[–] boletus@sh.itjust.works 36 points 2 months ago

4chan users' understanding of genetics ends at whatever they learned from 1940s propaganda.

[–] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 months ago

You misunderstand, for them it only counts if the children are white

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 2 months ago

Anon doesn't understand genetics

[–] Paranomaly@sh.itjust.works 45 points 2 months ago

Fake or not, I may hate this anon most of all

[–] BenFranklinsDick@lemmy.world 39 points 2 months ago

Fake and gay. Anon had sex.

[–] JokeDeity@lemm.ee 25 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The idea that you need to pass on your specific genes is intensely moronic.

[–] match@pawb.social 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

it is but also, the idea that your immediate descendants don't have your genes because they don't share your phenotype is moronic

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

Like the ginger gene. Sometimes if two people who aren't ginger but each have a ginger parent have kids, then you can get a ginger child

[–] Tangentism@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Anon just has to accept that despite his deeply ingrained white supremacy, his wifes genes are much stronger than his and ultimately he got cucked by neo nazis.

The best he can hope for is that after he's dead, his kids look back at him fondly and don't see him for the piece of shit he really is.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Holy fuck I feel bad for his kids

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Because their father is racist as hell towards them.

[–] RBWells@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago

I have a handful of kids, all with the same dad. 4 different hair colors. Straight, curly, wavy. 2 blue eyed, 2 brown. Different complexions, different face shapes. They did not even look related as kids, though all have some resemblance to me or their dad's mom. As adults and older teens now, they do look more alike because they are similarly built, but if you didn't know you wouldn't think they were siblings.

This drove my ex crazy when he want through his wacko racist phase.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Is anon human? What makes someone human? If you lack feelings are you human?

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I'm pretty sure it's still genetics. We'll see what happens in the next few centuries (if we survive that long).

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Sounds fake, but okay. Also that's not how genetics works - no matter what your kid looks like, they're still 50% of each parent.

An old friend of mine's sister got knocked up by her then-boyfriend, a 6-foot+ hulk with coal black skin. The baby came out white and curly blonde, although as she got older he features started to reflect her father's looks more, and her hairline is kinda weird.

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

taughter daughter 🤣

[–] match@pawb.social 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

wait, are all the traits associated with european ethnic groups disproportionately likely to be recessive genes? does that mean anything

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The post specifically mentions blue eyes and blond hair, both of which are recessive, if I'm not mistaken.

This makes me think it might have been written by someone who knew what recessive traits are and was just mocking the particular brand of racist that would want to perform “an epic bleaching”...

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Tbh that child does look related to the father enough, especially if that's her natural hair colour

[–] Mango@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

I can't see it. She's adorable though.