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[–] MrMobius@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 month ago

I feel mildly insulted. I use arch btw.

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How do you do fellow kids?

Not even ashamed, I feel the age and I will misuse slang just to watch the young people cringe.

Stay rizzy my skibidi sigmas

[–] TheSaus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (3 children)

You have used the slang correctly

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 10 points 1 month ago

When the slang is so ~~shit~~ multi-functional that you can't use it wrong.

[–] interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 month ago

Check out the rizzler on the gyatt over here

[–] Glifted@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I laughed pretty hard at the Manjaro one

[–] yum@lemmy.eco.br 6 points 1 month ago

Me too. Cause it's true

[–] Zacpod@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Same, lol, it's one of my fave distros, but the meme ain't wrong!

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 1 month ago

I used to be How Do You Do Fellow Kids, but then I accepted who I really was and settled into Hide The Pain Harold.

[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I haven't looked at the fedora logo in so long I legitimately thought Facebook had released a Linux distro..

..the curve on the bottom of that f is doing a lot of work to try and make that logo different.

Also after years of being McMahon I have evolved into an Asian Punk Hacker it seems... No idea what I was before McMahon, Manjaro and Slackware are not on the list. And I use Debian for servers.

[–] 2deck@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Routhinator@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

Yes I saw that when I zoomed in, but doesn't look like it without my glasses on the phone because the contrast on the watermark is just low enough to make it look like "JPEG blue"

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Look, all I want is for my shit to work and work every time. I drive a car from the 90s. I go out of my way to buy handheld electronics that take standard cell batteries. I'm writing this while shitting in a toilet made in 1972. I don't mind things being a little out of date as long as they just work.

Anyway, guess my distro.

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 9 points 1 month ago

Was it created by Ian and Deb?

[–] dan@upvote.au 6 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a Slackware user to me.

[–] Pringles@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago
[–] cRazi_man@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

SUSE giga-Chad ✊

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 6 points 1 month ago

Windows, M’Fedora, PopOS and NixOS rn

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Void on laptop, alpine on homeserver. Yep, checks out.

Love how the indian guy sitting meme perfectly sums up how I feel about alpine, nixos, and freebsd, even though those are completely different projects with different directions and goals. "It's boring and it just works".

[–] tux7350@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Indian guy sitting? That's Pablo Escobar!

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Laser@feddit.org 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

NixOS "is boring and iust works" until you want to do something fancy a module author didn't anticipate and suddenly you find yourself defining functions that use genAttrs on some lists imported from JSON files

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This (and systemd bugs) is the main reason I moved away from nixos on my homeserver. Nowadays if I want declarative configuration, I just cram everything into docker containers and write a huge docker-compose.yml for everything that I want to run. Would still recommend nixos for things that don't require a lot of tweaking. Like if I had to set up a simple website for a small business or something. I love how you can set up SSL certificates for nginx with autorenewal just by switching it on in configuration.nix.

[–] Laser@feddit.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I haven't encountered systemd bugs in NixOS yet. Doesn't mean they don't exist - but I can't confirm the issue.

I run everything on NixOS nowadays and I do think that all of this makes sense, whether the implementation is the best I can't judge.

Just wanted to make sure my statement wasn't a criticism on NixOS, the maintainers do a great job. It's rather taking a jab at the "boring" statement.

Nowadays if I want declarative configuration, I just cram everything into docker containers and write a huge docker-compose.yml for everything that I want to run.

Docker compose is imperative though ;) (if that actually matters is up for debate) - fun fact nix allows you to build containers very easily.

I love how you can set up SSL certificates for nginx with autorenewal just by switching it on in configuration.nix.

How well this all goes together is really one of the strongest points of nix and NixOS. Though just for manageability, I personally wouldn't put this into configuration.nix, but rather into a file dedicated to the respective service.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Maybe I'm confused, but from what I understand, "declarative" means you tell the computer what you want the final thing to look like, and "imperative" means you tell the computer what steps to take. So Dockerfile would be imperative because it's a set of commands that are executed in-order to create the image. Meanwhile docker-compose.yml is declarative because you say which containers are used with what options and how they're interconnected. IDK tho, as far as I understand the definitions aren't that rigid

[–] Laser@feddit.org 2 points 1 month ago

No you're right, I mixed it up I guess.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Memes demonstrating that Neolithic communication is superior, as written language is abandoned for pictographs on digital walls.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

We use nixos not because its perfect but because its the best there is(if you want immutability(and you still want access to conventional feeling updates))

[–] PapstJL4U@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I am superficial. I care for the interface, instead of the core....aka KDE and Windows.

[–] undefined@links.hackliberty.org 3 points 1 month ago

“Care about the interface” and “Windows” are oxymorons in my book (also hate KDE but haven’t been on desktop Linux in ages).

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

I use KDE to try to convince my brain that it's still on Windows

[–] kindenough@kbin.earth 3 points 1 month ago

I don't get it, I am not in any of these pictures.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago

The only time I can identify myself as a chad, nice

[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Gentoo user here

Yep sums it up

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Top left. Harold and the fat guy.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Does anyone use Kali as their daily? Genuine curiosity.

I think of it as a utility distro.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 1 month ago

Tryhards I guess?

[–] Thelie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Appearantly I'm gary, but I rarely talk to CS PhDs…

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

#10 with an aging laptop that unfortunately pretty much needs to be Windows to make any sense - like, I basically just use Excel. And Word. That's it. And afaik nothing really does Excel like Excel, which seems silly to use with Wine...

But I may build a home server type setup soonish using Linux because it sounds fun

[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Physically, I feel like #2, but I'm more ashamed to say I'm a #13

[–] Caboose12000@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

where is nobara 💀

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 month ago

Windows 10 on my PC, Android on my phone, Slackware on my home server.

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 month ago

Centos 7.3 in an oracle virtual box on windows 10, but I definitely feel like the "hello, how are you fellow kids?" guy. There is not even a RedHat in the graphic for me to pretend is me.

[–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Who is the dude in all the user-friendly distros? Kind of looks like Tom Cruise's stunt man.

[–] Magnolia_@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] nothingcorporate@lemmy.today 1 points 1 month ago

Thanks for the assist. I was pretty close. Yeah, I guess my Zorin arse is Ben Stiller.

[–] 21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hey that Neon one is pretty reductive, I say with my long hair and sunglasses.

Edit: the other machine runs Mint because it's a 32-bit

[–] gregor@gregtech.eu 1 points 1 month ago

One of the Ubuntus, can't tell which one

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