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Showerthoughts
A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.
Rules
- All posts must be showerthoughts
- The entire showerthought must be in the title
- Posts must be original/unique
- Be good to others - no bigotry - including racism, sexism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, or xenophobia
- Adhere to Lemmy's Code of Conduct
- Who hurt you?
Mr. Beast
*smiles without it reaching his eyes*
The shower is by far the worst place to fart. It's too pure.
Worst, or...
I mean, if you want to get that nasally intimate with your colon that's your business.
I firmly hold true that anyone who claims to not enjoy the smell of their own farts is a liar.
nah, underwater. unfiltered and pure
Gandhi quotes, so inspirational…
Huh? Why technicolor? Isn't that where they colored in black and white film negatives with color or something like that. I don't get the connection to farting in the shower and why is it farting under a shower and not just under water isn't a different affect?
You should go fart in the shower. You'll see. It's like that scene from Ratatouille when the rat eats cheese and a strawberry together for the first time.
Hmmmmmm not sure if I'm flattered regardless that you don't know my age, that you think I made it this far in life never farting in the shower or insulted that you think I've taken so few showers that I've never experienced farting in the shower lol
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I bet this is genuinely a shower thought.
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Competing hypotheses: either the higher temperatures promote travel of smell molecules, or they are water soluble.
I think it's humidity and the fact that there's no "filter"
There's a shower thought for you. "Farts would be worse all the time if we didn't wear pants."
Ah the cooked fart. My husband and I bonded over this very shower thought early in our courtship
Shower sex is fun until you start smelling your husband's colon in technicolor.
Why is that?
I asked Dr Karl once, but he avoided the question.
The tiny water droplets sticking to the inside of your nose and sinuses amplifies the distinct aroma of your own brand.
A shower to a fart is what a cathedral is to a choir.