"Never take your friends for granite."
"It's alright, Alex. I know you're not made of stone."
People tweeting stuff. We allow tweets from anyone.
RULES:
"Never take your friends for granite."
"It's alright, Alex. I know you're not made of stone."
I keep accidentally saying innuendo and having to apologize because they happen in inappropriate situations.
I just can't help when it pops up.
A dear friend once said, "Let's go to the mall and get some of those Bavarian peck-ins
Chris, if you're reading this, I'm still loling, bro. 25 years, still loling.
I can't even tell what it was supposed to be
Malls by me had little kiosks that would sell Bavarian pecans.
Oh wow
Not pee-cans. Not pick-ahns. Not puh-kahns. Peck-ins. I love that.
Exactly! Chris is Filipino, so his slight accent made it that much more endearing. Cheers to you, friend!
We’ll always have the time we heard a podcaster pronounce the name of the town “Stroke-on-Tent”.
I misdispronounciate words as a hobby.
Had to triple check the work
At church, they read the part where Jesus heals the leapers.
I mean, there's Bababooey.
My mind still reads it 'foogoo'. Just because I correct it in speech doesn't mean my mind knows and yearns for a better way.
What else are friends for!
Haggis and fugu, that's food for cult eaters
Jim Jones, Father Yod, Charles Manson, they're cult leaders