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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 1 day ago

"Never take your friends for granite."

"It's alright, Alex. I know you're not made of stone."

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 3 points 21 hours ago

I keep accidentally saying innuendo and having to apologize because they happen in inappropriate situations.

I just can't help when it pops up.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

A dear friend once said, "Let's go to the mall and get some of those Bavarian peck-ins

Chris, if you're reading this, I'm still loling, bro. 25 years, still loling.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I can't even tell what it was supposed to be

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Malls by me had little kiosks that would sell Bavarian pecans.

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago
[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not pee-cans. Not pick-ahns. Not puh-kahns. Peck-ins. I love that.

[–] DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Exactly! Chris is Filipino, so his slight accent made it that much more endearing. Cheers to you, friend!

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

We’ll always have the time we heard a podcaster pronounce the name of the town “Stroke-on-Tent”.

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[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I misdispronounciate words as a hobby.

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 2 points 18 hours ago

Had to triple check the work

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

At church, they read the part where Jesus heals the leapers.

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 2 points 21 hours ago

I mean, there's Bababooey.

[–] ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago

My mind still reads it 'foogoo'. Just because I correct it in speech doesn't mean my mind knows and yearns for a better way.

[–] Troubleinmind@lemmy.wtf 4 points 1 day ago

What else are friends for!

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Haggis and fugu, that's food for cult eaters
Jim Jones, Father Yod, Charles Manson, they're cult leaders

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