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Cropping ๐Ÿ’ฏ (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) by MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
 

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[โ€“] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 114 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Aye, physically disabled people are allowed to have weird kinks too.

[โ€“] Lemjukes@lemm.ee 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Dirty crippled bitches need love too.

[โ€“] ryan213@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] CptEnder@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

And you can save 50% on rope because you don't have to bind their legs!

[โ€“] RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works 46 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Honestly this is hella cute

[โ€“] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago

This is the kind of shenanigans I love in kink.

[โ€“] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 0 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean I wouldn't say "cute"

[โ€“] lulztard@reddthat.com 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"I'm your dirty little vegetable" is both disturbing and adorable at the same time. I've only just woken up and that's already enough internet for the day. Have a good one, people.

[โ€“] Flocklesscrow@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

*Googles where to find dirty little vegetables

A: wherever you left them

[โ€“] rain_worl@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

A: there should be a plant growing where you buried it, which will make more vegetables

[โ€“] ryan213@lemmy.ca 25 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] Nastybutler@lemmy.world 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The real issue is Daddy's penchant for capitalizing the first letter of (almost) every word

[โ€“] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Don't kink shame.

[โ€“] unreachable@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago
[โ€“] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 2 weeks ago

Kink shaming will not be tolerated

[โ€“] systemglitch@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

First genuine laughter of the morning thanks

[โ€“] Worx@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 2 weeks ago

Howard Kessler entered the chat