Best truck nuts I've ever seen were two large hex nuts (i.e., for a bolt - but a very large bolt - the bolt would have had to have been an inch/2.5 cm in diameter, at least) hanging from the hitch. Wish I'd taken a picture, it was hilarious.
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Oh I've been looking for an excuse to post this.
You thought regular truck nutz were bad? Well wait until you see the XL version!
love this guy's handle... oh man, what did i just say
Transmasc Chevy
I wanna put nuts on my Ford Fiesta and then glue a Chance to the undercarriage so it also has a huge dick.
A thing has nuts.
You ride it.
Sounds gay.
A thing has nuts.
You get inside it.
Also works for tops :)
I love how people get pissed off at truck nuts. Just ignore it if you don't like them.
I mean, I think a lot of us aren't pissed off about it but think it looks stupid as fuck. And like, that's just my opinion man.
I don't get pissed off about it. It projects small dick energy. It makes me laugh that all these beta males are driving around in transgender trucks.
Yes, your unhinged rant totally makes you sound calm and not angry.
The funny thing is that saying something is unhinged doesn't make it so any more than saying that someone is angry makes it so. You're reading your own emotiins into interactions with other people. That's unhelpful and unhealthy. You should consider not doing that.
Bro you're projecting small dick energy. I'm literally laughing at your beta male mental gymnastics.
"I know you are but what am I?"
Dude, that's fucking pathetic.
Or you could just ignore those people yourself, but I don't think anyone is pissed off at truck nuts. They're just tacky. Anyways you'll probably hate this episode of the dollop: https://omny.fm/shows/the-dollop-with-dave-anthony-and-gareth-reynolds/361-the-truck-nuts-war-live-in-phoenix
Imagine how insane you have to be to do an entire podcast on truck nuts because they offend you. It's like when conservatives get all pissy when someone says happy holidays instead of merry Christmas
Well, it's a very serious subject
THEY'RE PUTTING CHEMICALS IN THE GASOLINE THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN TRUCKS GAY
Lead?
Gay Lead!
Lead kills at high speed, at low speed and it turns trucks gay....ok got it all written down. Now. Let's talk about why all trucks come with a prolapsed anus and why Elon wants to remove that too
Gay lead; when being a stone top just isn't hard enough.
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Never thought about it, but modes of transport are usually referred to as she/her, so this totally checks out.
Machinery of any kind is often gendered in the feminine. Particularly when you are either mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work.
Always cracked me up when my uncle would yell at whatever he was working on, "come on, you whore!"
"mad at the machine for not working or you are begging it to work"
Inclusive or
The machine spirit cares not for our trifling concepts of gender and binaries. It demands only loyalty to the omnissiah and purity of mind.
N-n-nuh uh! It was always a guy, I just helped reveal that truth!
(Whoosh)
Because that's what it means to be a MAN! Bolting fake testicles onto your truck.
Bunch of striving, alpha-male wannabe, Oakley-wearing Thumb heads.
Maybe, they came with a new transmission.
To be fair, all trucks probably come with many nuts (and bolts) by default, so what's 2 more?
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I have a hitch receiver on my sedan. I've been tempted to get a set for it because I think it'd be funny.
Edit: I've also thought about taking it a step further. My car also has a wiring harness for trailer lights. What if I drill in some red/yellow LED's into the nuts so they'll light up when I brake or use the blinker?
They're illegal in my ~~country~~ county, but I have seriously considered seeing if I could find a vagina to go there instead, since they're not covered in the law.
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