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Straight men, what's the weirdest thing you've been told you can't do because it's gay? (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 weeks ago by return2ozma@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wear orange or pink.
Eat quiche
Like poetry
Hang out with girls at recess
Wear an earring
Owning Laurie Anderson or Philip Glass CDs

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[–] usernameusername@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

wearing colorful clothes (wtf)

[–] InAbsentia@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

It's a tie between licking ice cream and saying something is adorable.

[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 11 points 3 weeks ago

Fuck my bf in the ass...

[–] Michal@programming.dev 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

TIL I'm gay

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[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

It's funny to me all the times that I've been considered not manly enough, whether it's wearing my hot pink vans or a pink shirt or tie, allowing my gf or now my daughters to paint my nails, and tons of other examples I've been called gay for too. It made me think, what really makes a man. And going by their own definition, isn't it one sign of a man to not be swayed by the opinion of someone who seeks only to denigrate? So why would I care about their opinion?

[–] Greg@lemmy.ca 10 points 3 weeks ago

Use my fancy tea cup at work

[–] Mechaguana@programming.dev 10 points 3 weeks ago

Bathrobe.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

eat a chicken sandwich. Apparently straight men have to eat burgers.

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[–] sunbeam60@lemmy.one 10 points 3 weeks ago

Cry.

[–] JustAnOrdinaryCreep@lemmy.ml 10 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Choosing the urinal next to another man.

Really feels kinda gay, though, especially when the dude next to you squints over.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I'd rather choose the stalls than pee next to another guy. Especially if there's no divider or a low divider that is practically useless

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[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Sucking dick.

[–] GrappleHat@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Putting a wig on my best friend and spooning him while he's asleep.

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[–] wahooyeeha@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Wear white socks. Srsly.

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[–] currycourier@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Take my pants all the way off when I poop

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