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[–] zer0hour@lemmy.world 24 points 4 days ago

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago

The hitman groaned inwardly, placed the “fortune” in his pocket, and slowly finished his sweet and sour chicken. No last name, no location, but he knew exactly who they were talking about. The rain outside had let up a little but not completely. He lit a cigarette and started walking towards the west side of town. He had a job to do. He had to go kill a friend.

[–] j0j0@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Haha you are in my fortune cookie

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Johnathan, as in Jonathan Frakes?

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 2 points 3 days ago

No. Not this time. It never happened. It's a total fabrication.

[–] Rolando@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

If you have a cat named "Garfield", you are in big trouble.