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Police looking for Volvo linked to ballot box fires in Oregon and Washington
(www.oregonlive.com)
Another moron who is going to prison for Trump.
this post was submitted on 29 Oct 2024
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Fucking conservatives will do anything to get Trump elected.
Yes. Take that seriously.
This doesn't make sense though. They could destroy thousands of ballots and it's not like either of those states are going to go to Trump.
But it could win them more local elections, and then we get fuckery like what’s happening in Florida and Texas all up in our business.
Local elections matter too, and often more, than national ones.
Both states in these areas have toss-up Congressional races. They could decide control of the House.
Yes sabotaging elections via fire bomb in ballot box is not a rational action.
Chaos makes a coup easier.
It's probably some terrorist asshole LARPing as a freedom fighter thinking they are "sending a message" more than actually trying to directly sabotage vote tallies.
I read elsewhere that one of the locations is in a district with a competitive House race.
I guess Clarkson was wrong (again): Not everyone who drives a Volvo is a nice person.
I wouldn't be surprised if they chose it because people would assume that a volvo driver wouldn't be a conservative. Like a disguise!
I've only known two people who drove Volvos in my life. Both of them were rich conservatives.
FInd the fascist, folks.
Unknown rear plate?
... SovCit Imaginary Ambassador of the Peoples Republic of My House's Property Limts License?
Yeah whoever installed the security cameras really failed, they should have had 3, one for front, one for back, and one for faces.
Gen 1 Volvo S60 (2000-2009), black, dark blue, or charcoal gray.
Of those 558 how many have black rims? Probably less than half
This is also a model other than R, since the R line for that year range has special headlights.
I live here in Vancouver and will be on the lookout, but I'm not optimistic. Police in Vancouver basically do almost nothing on crime and are filled with a bunch of people that want to see the city go to shit so they can blame Democrats.
Car doesn't look black to me. Charcoal or titanium or some such.
Seats are beige leather/synthetic, not fabric.
Witch Hunt! Lets gooooo. Jk let's not repeat the Boston Marathon thing.
It's okay, that was Reddit. It could never happen here. /s
We did it Reddit!
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Holy crap that newspaper's site is a dumpster fire of popups and ads.
Would this land someone in federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison?
I think it’s a first class ticket
We can do better than prison rape jokes :/
Maybe we can focus on Office Space jokes instead
How about shiving jokes?
WILD that you’re getting downvoted. Seems some agree a person can “deserve to be raped”… y’all need to do better.
Idgaf if they’re convicted of the most heinous crime, rape and mental torture was not part of the sentence handed out in court. Never mind that there’s thousands of people who are wrongly convicted.
OP was quoting Office Space. A character in the movie is scared of prison and thinks that the worst punishment would be time in a minimum security detention center until they are corrected by another character who uses the overly dramatic "point you in the ass" prison to describe the level of misery that the character will be in.
You can hate the joke but OP is using it correctly.
It’s still needlessly being repeated, and trivializes prison rape as a ‘normal’ thing. I can cherry pick lines from a bunch of movies like Blazing Saddles or Django Unchained that are inappropriate - but it’d be ‘using it correctly’ right?
"You're not wrong Walter. You're just an asshole."
Watch your cornhole, bud.
I need an example, please.
Would this land someone in federal shank-me-in-the-ass prison?
No, an example of a better joke about prison.
Man, giving us S60 drivers a bad name.
We're supposed to be chill!
Where were you on Monday, and can anyone corroborate?
Yep! I was binging Factorio with my buddies - we have launched our first space station, and finally have power production under control!
FAKE! Everyone knows it's impossible to get power production "under control". He did it!
J/K
Those radicals in their Volvos!