this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 16 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

No, not at all. Typically they're built so the front falls off.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Comment105@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, this one was obviously built backwards.

[–] HackerJoe@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It might also be outside the environment.

Rigorous maritime requirements one might say

[–] 4am@lemm.ee 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Tape doesn’t come out unless someone died, homie lyin; if that shit happened he’s either be in a body bag or custody

[–] troyunrau@lemmy.ca 40 points 3 weeks ago

It might not be their own crash. Just a crash that snarled up traffic to drive around.

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

Tendies are unrecoverable

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Unless he had a side side gig delivering crime scene tape.

[–] pyre@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

it's wild how much you can fuck up a car with just a lasso

[–] TotalFat@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

If you're Wonder Woman maybe..

[–] cordlesslamp6891@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

Soo, like… 20 more minutes or what? Do I get a partial refund then?

[–] sirico@feddit.uk 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ok but my pizza is getting cold

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

Where's my diet Dr. Kelp??

[–] remer@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

No refund 😢

[–] HK65@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

No excuses, 1 star.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago

Come on now. That's no excuse. I still see wheels and a seat.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago
[–] xia@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 3 weeks ago