this post was submitted on 14 Nov 2024
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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago

At least they were nice enough to leave it on bricks so they can still get a jack underneath it 😂

[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I get the joke, but if they haven't caught them, how do they know the culprit is a man?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s possible they saw him, but couldn’t chase him because… well… no tires.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I was going to make a cop fat donut joke. But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires, so he is probably in a car. Which is hard to chase on foot even if you’re Usain Bolt.

[–] Quetzalcutlass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But then I was thinking the guy probably isn’t running on foot with four tires

He just has to think outside the box.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

The kids in that main pic look like they are in their 40s. Hoop rolling must really take a toll on you.

[–] MadBob@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago

Witness reports, for example.

[–] x00z@lemmy.world -1 points 1 week ago

Why does this question matter?

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Carvex@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] siha@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Only reasonable with that attire

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] siha@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

That's a slippery road you're going down

[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They should just give up and retire. I bet the thief is also tired of running away.

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

If they retired, they'd just get untired again.

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

"civilian asset forfeiture"

[–] ngn@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

for the last 20h ive been on 3h of sleep, and this post just took away my last remaining will to live

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

They're running around looking for the thiefs.