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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

This is the equivalent of the Pope being put in charge of the Satanic Church.

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 84 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This sub will see more activity for a while.

[–] nolannice@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Might as well rename it US News

[–] TranquilTurbulence@lemmy.zip 11 points 1 week ago

It’s Trump season again! USA is the cornucopia of absurd news for a few years, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 12 points 1 week ago

We've got another four years of prime material. Like a milkshake this sub will be. It'll drink it all up.

[–] Travelator@thelemmy.club 33 points 1 week ago

Just wait until Alex Jones gets appointed head of the FCC.

I suppose I shouldn't give them any ideas...

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Chozo@fedia.io 15 points 1 week ago

Ahh, I see you've met our candidate for Surgeon General.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 week ago (1 children)

A healthy, educated population is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative ideologies.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

or any capitalist ideologies, for that matter

edit: now that I think about it, any authoritarian ideologies, even

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 14 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I'm not sure why someone getting sick would disqualify them from the role.

It's his batshit crazy conspiracy theories about vaccines, among other things, that disqualify him.

Tbh he probably got it from eating road kill?

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Something tells me one has to do with the other.

[–] LowtierComputer@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's that he bragged about it.

[–] EatATaco@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I thought it all came out in some deposition. Where did he brag about it?

[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

That thar is what makes em an exapert

[–] Aelis@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

«What's the worst that could happen?» 😂

[–] nope@jlai.lu 2 points 1 week ago

I could imagine a Flashgitz animation about this...