this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2024
583 points (98.5% liked)

Science Memes

11189 readers
2938 users here now

Welcome to c/science_memes @ Mander.xyz!

A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.



Rules

  1. Don't throw mud. Behave like an intellectual and remember the human.
  2. Keep it rooted (on topic).
  3. No spam.
  4. Infographics welcome, get schooled.

This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.



Research Committee

Other Mander Communities

Science and Research

Biology and Life Sciences

Physical Sciences

Humanities and Social Sciences

Practical and Applied Sciences

Memes

Miscellaneous

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
top 50 comments
sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] BigSadDad@lemmy.world 56 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

We spend about 90 Billion dollars on corporate welfare each year.

90 Billion.

Yeah but let's focus on the rounding errors.

The Department of Government Efficiency is going to increase the efficacy of giving taxpayer money to the ultra wealthy.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 46 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Musk continues to demonstrate loud and clear that he is none of the things he claims to be.

[–] zephorah@lemm.ee 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Spoiled rich boy who wants to be president and figured out how? Rumor is he hasn’t left trumps side since the win.

He’s an investor and salesman. Given the way he treats his workers, I’d bet money on him being a douche to waitstaff.

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago

Little spoon wants to be the big spoon.

[–] 42yeah@lemm.ee 59 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Take that, already meager science budget! They will definitely be used to make society better.

[–] Dragonstaff@leminal.space 38 points 6 days ago

Thank God we are cutting out this wasteful science. It will pay for half of an F-35. We're buying an extra F-35, of course, so it's a net loss, but our budget is unlimited for the military.

[–] meep_launcher@lemm.ee 21 points 6 days ago

I'm thinking the outcome of this may be even more sinister.

I know there is already plenty of corporate hands in science, doing what they can to fund research they want and making it more difficult for potentially damning results to come out.

Fun wild experiments won't go away, they'll still get funded, but only at the mercy of the corporation that bankrolls their study.

[–] CasualPenguin@reddthat.com 41 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's like the two dumbest kids in your middle school were the only ones that ran for school elections and now they spout inane shit you have to ignore, except they control nukes.

[–] lennivelkant@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Nah, there was another contender, but they were a fuckin' nerd with big, scary words and headachy sentences and got bullied out of the race.

(The nerd is a general analogy to reasonable people, not any specific person or group)

[–] umbraroze@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Anyone remember the early days of Musk's Twitter takeover?

"I don't know what this 'microservice' nonsense is, I'm gonna remove it"

"...Sir, everything is fucking broken now, could you please stop messing with the system"

"Ur fired lol"

...Expect more of that.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 15 points 6 days ago

Wait until they hear how much military aviation spends on screws.

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 6 days ago

808 Billion for maintaining an army

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

It also can't be understated how much private corporations benefit from technology this research yields. We spent $25 billion ($175 billion in today's money) on the Apollo programs alone, and NASA research has led to everything from cell phones and laptops to the rubber molding process used for sneakers. The DoD wasted a ton of money in the 80s on this new technology that involved getting computers to communicate with each other, and now we have the internet.

The government spends money in ways that could never be justified by cooperations, then the cooperations enrich themselves with that research and use the profits to lobby Congress for lower taxes and limited spending. It's absolutely infuriating.

[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 18 points 6 days ago

Doesn't "DOGE" literally have a budget of nothing?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 22 points 6 days ago

instead give it directly to Elon, he will know what to do with the extra money!

[–] lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think many of these people would be perfectly happy for a woman to not have definitive knowledge about whether or not she's pregnant. I suspect there might be some overlap with the group that's trying to get rid of all contraception and abortion measures.

[–] insufferableninja@lemdro.id 1 points 5 days ago

they don't need to know they're pregnant, the body has ways of shutting that down

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 6 days ago

That frog was Elon Musk’s mother.

Studying fly development has led to cancer treatments targeting the sonic hedgehog pathway.

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

This is the predictable outcome of empowering ignorance. When your opinion is as valid as my facts, bad things are going to happen.

[–] bufalo1973@lemmy.ml 5 points 6 days ago

So less than 20 Hummers.

load more comments
view more: next ›