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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Adding the fluoride was always kind of a bandaid fix on the absolutely atrocious American diet that tends to lead to such bad dental outcomes... but of course that also isn't going to improve with Mr. Brainworm running HHS.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 22 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Let's put fluoride in the big macs

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 7 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Let's put cyanide in the Big Macs.

[–] Frozengyro@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Not enough, it would seem.

might just cancel out the other poisons

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Let's put narcotics in the toothpaste.

Let's put aphrodisiacs in the chemtrails.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Weirdly, high fructose corn syrup is better for your teeth than sugar which most of the rest of the world uses. Bacteria use sucrose to create a strong biofilm.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I hope this doesn't come across as rude or pedantic, but a comma at the beginning of your sentence would help readability.

I was wondering what "weirdly high fructose corn syrup" they were testing with, for a moment there.

[–] ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 days ago

There you go

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 27 points 5 days ago

I'm buying stock in iron lung manufacturing when RFK bans vaccines and polio comes back. Also investing in chain link fence for all the concentration camps, and tiny coffins for the nonviable fetuses forced to be delivered.

[–] stinky@redlemmy.com 25 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I am exhausted by a constant deluge of this.

Obviously Evil Person is doing Obvious Evil! Half of America supports him

I don't want to know anymore. I just want to turn it all off.

[–] Nindelofocho@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Same. Honestly, i step away from platforms like lemmy and the like often cause its most of what i see even with filters. Camping is pretty nice too

[–] Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Investors are better educated than the government. That's a nice one.

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is a screenshot from the Morning Brew newsletter. They’re honestly pretty great, love these stock hot takes.

[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I fear my screenshot is not that great :/

[–] subtext@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] greencactus@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

Ah, now I get why you liked the post ;) Thanks for updating!

Teef? What is this, WAAAAGHstreet Bets?

[–] SparrowHawk@feddit.it -4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

You get fluoride in water? Wtf

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 16 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yes: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation

Water fluoridation is the addition of fluoride to a public water supply to reduce tooth decay.

A lot of places don't throughout the USA and a lot of people use private/community wells.