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[–] letsgo2themall@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

yes absolutely! do that!

[–] dhork@lemmy.world 107 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Something something broken clock

[–] laurelraven@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 day ago

Wait, we agree on something? What's the temperature in hell right now?

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 43 points 1 day ago
[–] Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago

For once I agree with this ghoul.

[–] fossilesque@mander.xyz 56 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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[–] realtegan@lemm.ee 52 points 1 day ago

She's trying to extort her fellow Republicans into not releasing the report, not realizing that the public is saying, "HELL YEAH!" at the suggestion. What's sad is it might actually work, and they won't release anything.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 49 points 1 day ago
[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago

Tulsi Gabbard also released a statement:

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

Y'all are missing the implication of this. These comments think it's the public she's talking to here. She's talking to other Congress people with skeletons in their closets.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago

makes popcorn

What? Can't a man just make popcorn without it IMMEDIATELY being assumed to be a statement reflecting the imminent surge of corrupt behavior all coming to light across the entire GOP side due to MTG's own suggestion?

Are you saying I'm only making popcorn because I will treat this as an entertaining movie watching the cockroaches skuttle?

..........I mean, you're right, but daaaaamn. Why you gotta out me like that?

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