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[–] solomon42069@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

For once, I agree with this demon.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Does anyone remember back when President Bill Clinton was in office ? FOIA was an amazing moment in American politics.

Now the judges, presidents, congresscritters, and cops just say, "Nah it is too dangerous for citizens to see the government's work."

What is that ? What the fuck is that ?

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Maybe this is a sarcastic suggestion that won't see any progress beyond showmanship. There is no low too low for the Republican party, but i wonder if there is integer underflow for situations like this.

Let all Ethics Reports be released? Then how about:

Forgive student debts to own the libs?

Shutdown fossil fuel extraction because they power space lasers?

Get rid of the lotteries and stupid stuff, end illegal immigration by making all immigration de facto legal?

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[–] MegaUltraChicken@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Fuck did I die? Why is MTG right?

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Wow, I actually agree with MTG on an issue, this is a first.

[–] RonnyZittledong@lemmy.world 15 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The pigs are fighting for their position at the feeding trough

[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 14 points 2 days ago

lets just start with demanding that all the incoming nominees and appointees, and donvict (and family) and couch lover, put all their assets and holdings into blind trusts.

[–] Adderbox76@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

Even the stupidest person on earth gets one right every once in a while.

You love to see someone arrive at the correct answer through ignorant spite. Wow.

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, Marge, let's do it. Now show us how many rubles you've got.

[–] Makhno@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I wouldn't be surprised if MTG has no relation to Russia and is just a shithead for the hell of shit

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[–] Asidonhopo@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

I mean if Putin knows their secrets, shouldn't the American people?

[–] MaxPow3r11@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yes. Do it. Please.

[–] solsangraal@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

GOP will see to it that she'll be shutting the fuck up about this and never speaking of it again by tomorrow

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 8 points 2 days ago

Fucking do it. Release them all.

[–] randon31415@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

MTG: "Isn't everyone in congress raping children?"

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