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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 3 points 53 minutes ago

For real why dont they do round up tips? if the total is 18.06, show a tip option of 1.94 and indicate the toal would be 20. Im from a country where tipping isnt done but often people would just give a 20 in cases like this and say keep the change. The change is the tip.

[–] subiacOSB@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago

Time to leave your shit on the counter and leave. Vote with your wallet.

[–] frayedpickles@lemmy.cafe 3 points 3 hours ago

I've genuinely seen people tape over the no tip section of the screen on smaller pinpad type devices. Not well enough that I tipped, but they tried.

[–] Xatolos@reddthat.com 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

This is already the norm in quite a few places in England. They auto-generate a tip on the bill and if you want, you can request the tip to be removed after.

[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 minutes ago

They should auto generate it into the prices and auto generate it into the salary. Crazy concept

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 8 points 9 hours ago

You have typed $1.00 $2.00 $3.00

Did you mean 15% 25% 40%?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 11 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I'd just turn around and leave without paying and leave what ever it is I was gonna buy right there at the counter

[–] CptEnder@lemmy.world -1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Well you've already been charged so....

[–] storcholus@feddit.org 4 points 2 hours ago

The cancel button is top right

[–] huzzahunimpressively@lemmy.world 20 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

I just never back to that place and also I'm going to give them a bad review

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Bro if there's a website to share this feedback.

I was just at a restaurant where it was 20%, 30%, or 40% tip, and Custom.

Food was good but fuck that, I'm done.

[–] GOTFrog@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 hour ago

I always do custom, becausr tip should be pre tax and those machine calvulate on the final amount. I'll not tip if the service was awful. And never tip if I jave to get my own food.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Eh, custom -> 0% works. I prefer to leave cash tips anyway.

[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Custom -25% inconvenience fee.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I wish that worked...

I also wish I could charge businesses for my time dealing with their BS. For example, I needed to go down to the bank to open a new account because they couldn't identify me, but when I showed up, there were no bankers present. So I made an appointment, and still had to wait for a banker. Or when I had to wait on hold for half an hour just to cancel a credit card because there's no way to do that online (and they have no branches), and they do that just to have a chance at convincing me to keep it.

If companies can charge me a fee for "maintenance" or "convenience" or whatever, surely I should be able to charge them a reasonable per-instance inconvenience fee (i.e. my hourly rate at my job, or what I'd charge for contract work).

[–] Pika@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Dude I think I'd be switching banks, if it's that much of a hassle to get established, I don't want to know the hassle if something actually needed to be done

I mostly did it for a signup bonus, so I was technically compensated, but I've had BS like that with all sorts of other businesses, like waiting on hold to talk to someone to fix a mistake they made. Maybe that's an airline, insurance, or retailer. Waiting for 5-10 minutes is fair, waiting over an hour is not.

These orgs can charge a late fee if my payment is late by a day due to things outside my control (e.g. an error in their payment scheduler), but I can't charge them for wasting my time due to them cheaping out on support staff.

It's a pretty common problem IMO, but the customer has no recourse.

[–] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 47 points 17 hours ago (5 children)

Over the last six months or so, I haven't tipped once in any establishment whatsoever. I decided it was a cancerous practice and people deserve to be paid what they're due.

so you just go out and eat without tipping

No, I haven't been out to eat in over six months.

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 14 hours ago

When we say we're against tipping people really say "then don't eat at restaurants" as if that isn't the best thing we can do for ourselves financially. By not paying restaurant prices I only give myself more money.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I agree. The folks who run Square are, indeed, Pieces Of Shit.

That's what you meant, right?

[–] CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I don't get why people talk shit about you, your comments are funny

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Thank you, I try.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (3 children)

If this became real, it wouldn't affect me and I'm introverted and near mute in public. I already do this with the "would you like to round up to donate" bullshit. I only have problems saying "no" if it will possibly hurt a person's feelings; idgaf about the feelings of a business.

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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

If I'm talking to a cashier instead of putting my card on the table, I haven't been provided a service that warrants tipping.

Exactly, which is why I almost never tip. I'll occasionally leave a tip at Dominos or something if they were prompt in finding my pizza while being really slammed w/ orders, but there's no way it's getting anywhere close to what I'd tip at a place where I'm actually being served.

I'll occasionally leave a cash tip in a jar at a counter order place if the staff were helpful in some way (or the food was especially good), but that's also pretty rare.

[–] spongeborgcubepants@lemmy.world 3 points 14 hours ago

Can I pay just the tip?

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