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[–] wrekone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 hours ago

Sing along kids! Mr. Ghosty the Christmas troll...

[–] josefo@leminal.space 34 points 8 hours ago

What religious symbol? Saint Nicholas had nothing to do with the fat guy dressed in red that coca cola made up. The hat is fine goddammit

[–] normalexit@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Did they make it their top priority though!?

[–] 0laura@lemmy.dbzer0.com 155 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Christmas is no longer a holiday that honors the Christian god, it's a holiday that honors the god of capitalism, money.

[–] tiefling@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Cool, so it's still worth eschewing /s

I would like to note though that xmas is a very sore time of year for a lot of people (mostly queer, but others too) who do not have a good relationship with their family

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 20 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

That's why I think it's important that we bring Christmas back to its true religious roots: Fertility, hunting, and maybe a cult of the dead.

Well, that and I just kind of want to piss off all of my pearl clutching relatives.

But seriously, thank you for the reminder that this can be a particularly hard season.

I hope your solstice is marked by good times with real friends and chosen family.

[–] MysticKetchup@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

Forget all the other traditions, the true meaning of the season is a battle of rhymes with a skeletal horse

[–] SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (1 children)

omg this is the person who deleted all their files on accident lol

edit: nevermind

[–] SteveTech@programming.dev 33 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

ghost is just GitHub's way of saying deleted user.

[–] SqueakyBeaver@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 7 hours ago

Lmao thanks for the info

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

Quite spooky

[–] deegeese@sopuli.xyz 70 points 12 hours ago (5 children)

And spawned an even longer shit fit.

Some people just want to be offended and we should simply let them.

[–] Ansis100@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Love the fact that this spawned new issues complaining about the debugger icon promoting violence against insects.

[–] LePoisson@lemmy.world 15 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Jesus Christ what is wrong with people... Microsoft giving in to a clear troll, surprised they didn't just lock and ignore that shit and move on.

[–] BangersAndMash@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Jesus Christ is not my Lord and saviour. I demand you delete this post immediately and apologise. This is as insulting to me as pineapple on a pizza

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 39 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Wait, did I read that correctly and they replaced the hat with a snowflake?? Hahahaha

And yes, people often forget that generally offense is taken. When it's intentionally given, it's pretty clear.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 73 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I'm from Australia and snowflakes during December is hemispherist and offensive to us down under.

[–] mitchty@lemmy.sdf.org 12 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

We can replace it with an emu.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 24 points 10 hours ago

No, that brings painful war flashbacks.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Yeah? Well I see your use of kangaroo shapes as elitist and many other -isms. Even the taste of marmite is discriminating! Etc. *spits in the general direction of Australia*

[–] Deebster@infosec.pub 2 points 8 hours ago

I laughed at that too - they knew what they were doing, right?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 5 points 9 hours ago

Nice. Honestly, pretty well corralled, I would say.

Incidentally, I'm amused that one of the more popular responses includes the classic phrase

"Why can't we all just get along"

Which I tend to notice after having had it explained well to me once by someone with more empathy than my own.

I won't belabor it, but they pointed out to me that being tempted to say "Why can't we all just get along" is usually a sign that we haven't actually listened effectively.

So now when I hear or read "Why can't we all just get along", I see that [X] and hear the buzz from "Family Feud", and hear one of the Family Feud host kindly say "No points. Let's try again."

[–] passiveaggressivesonar@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago (1 children)
[–] walthervonstolzing@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 hours ago

Santagate 2019 Pro for Workgroups

[–] PureTryOut@lemmy.kde.social 43 points 12 hours ago (4 children)

Christmas is religion yes, but Santa doesn't really have anything to do with religion other than being on Christmas right?

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 31 points 11 hours ago

Yea, Santa is the more secular icon. There are even Christians that take issue with the Santa character (which is a combination of "Pagan" and Christian mythos). I put Pagan in quotes, as that's a Christian term for certain non-Christian beliefs.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 16 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Santa is a stand-in for Jesus... for children. They're both magical beings that can perform miracles and have similar methods: Both Santa and Jesus have naughty lists and forms of punishment that come later; much later (both are equivalent lengths of time to a child though 🤣). Both bring "gifts". Both have traditional appearances. Both have followers that wear silly hats and strange clothes. But most importantly...

Both are imaginary.

If you believe in Santa as an adult you're ridiculed. If you believe in Jesus as an adult you're just labeled, "Christian". Yet the fact that nearly every child eventually finds out Santa isn't real is quite disturbing to a lot of Christians. After all, if they could stop believing in Santa--who is so similar to Jesus in every way--then they could stop believing in Jesus.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 24 points 11 hours ago

You have to start off believing the little lies like the Hogfather before you can believe in the big lies like justice

[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

Santa is based on Saint Nicholas of Myra, so he definitely has something to do with Christianity.

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 12 points 10 hours ago

The modern depiction of Santa is based on Coca-Cola.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

"Based on" and what people associate with now are vastly different. Most people don't even know if Saint Nick is based on a real person.

[–] TeamAssimilation@infosec.pub 6 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

Besides both being fairy tales, I would say it's even anti religious, since religious Christmas clashes with it, yet he doesn't bring gifts to baby Jesus. He brings commercial toys to all the other children.

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 11 points 11 hours ago

Not to the poor children.

[–] Imacat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

The article they share in the issue to explain why Christmas is so offensive is absolutely wild. To quote:

Imagine that between 1933-45, the Nazi regime celebrated Adolf Hitler’s birthday – April 20 – as a holiday. Imagine that they named the day, “Hitlerday,” and observed the day with feasting, drunkenness, gift-giving, and various pagan practices.

https://www.sefaria.org/sheets/51928?lang=bi

[–] Not_mikey@slrpnk.net 11 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That analogy seems a better fit for a lot of Jewish holidays then Christmas. Passover is about the mass death of innocent Egyptian children. Chanukah is about a revolt against Greek rule where:

The Maccabees destroyed Greek altars in the villages, forcibly circumcised boys, burnt villages, and drove Hellenized Jews off their land.

Christmas is just about some baby being born ( on probably a different day)

[–] kata1yst@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 hours ago

The "real meaning" of Christmas was getting the pagans on board with Christianity, don't let anyone lie to you otherwise lol.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 25 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (1 children)

This is nothing new, people expect religion not to be part of the "professional" environment. Dunno if VS code applies.

At the office (big corp) they don't call it the "Christmas Party", it's "the holiday party". They put lights and stuff up but no more Christmas trees/stars etc.. not everyone celebrates christmas so that's fine by me. If Microsoft wants to put a little santa hat on their product that's fine by me too. If I was using some service based in Mexico and they put a little hat on a product for cinco de mayo i wouldn't care. Christmas has other implications so it might be different, dunno

[–] mvilain@fedia.io 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Back in the mid-80s, when I got an email from HR about the Christmas Party at the local office, I sent a reply to the district HR manager complaining that not everyone in the company celebrated Christmas. Later that day, another email came out announcing the Holiday Party. So glad I had a hand in educating HR.

[–] cfi@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Company's used email to that extent in the 80s? I get that tech jobs, unis, and research groups used it, but there was a company using it widely enough that HR used it?

[–] BurningTurtle@programming.dev 19 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Guess loosing his project didn't deter him from using vscode.

[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (2 children)

I guess "ghost" is just placeholder for deleted accounts

In fact, in the issue they even refer to another username that doesn't exist anymore

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 1 points 7 hours ago

That makes more sense..

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 hours ago
[–] digdilem@lemmy.ml 7 points 11 hours ago

The 'ghost' of Christmas past.

[–] BearOfaTime@lemm.ee 5 points 12 hours ago

Hahahahahahaha