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[–] phx@lemmy.ca 0 points 11 hours ago

It's even more disturbing if you consider that for some people, this doesn't necessarily apply to oral insertion

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Watch "Beard meets Food" on YT and learn.

[–] brey1013@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Came here to say this, the man is a mutant.

[–] gdog05@lemmy.world 1 points 20 hours ago

I usually watch Raina Huang or Katina Eats Kilos. But BMF is really impressive.

[–] 01011@monero.town 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How many inches constitutes a "large" nowadays?

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[–] ohwhatfollyisman@lemmy.world 78 points 1 day ago (8 children)

is it, though?

a stomach can stretch upto 4 litres in capacity when pushed (one source). that's 4000cm³ (or 244 cubic inches).

to fill that capacity, the volume of a pizza needs to be 4000cm³ or 244 inch³.

take πr²h = 4000 for thin crust pizzas, if we assume the average height of pizza and toppings as 1cm, our equation simplifies to πr² = 4000; which gives the radius of the pizza as around 36 cms -- or a diameter of 72 cms (or 28").

if we take a thicker pizza of an average crust thickness of 1", then our equation for square inches simplifies to πr² = 244. which gives us a radius of about 9" or a diameter of 18".

since most pizzas top out at 12"-14" diameter (thin and thick crust volume varying between 700cm³ to 2600cm³), if anything, we're nowhere near achieving our full potential!

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[–] remon@ani.social 6 points 23 hours ago (7 children)

Is it though?

Unless you're talking party pizza, it's pretty much designed to be eaten by a single person.

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[–] LillyPip@lemmy.ca 48 points 1 day ago (3 children)

When I was younger, I could eat superhuman amounts of food and not gain an ounce (I was even accused of having anorexia by strangers because I was so thin).

Now, if I even think about one serving of ice cream, I gain ten pounds. Oh shit, I’ve done it. Back to the treadmill, I guess.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 30 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Takes a lot of calories to grow a body

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[–] WoahWoah@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I don't gain weight, but I just can't do it. When I was in high school my parents would always order me my own large pizza, and I would eat all of it except one slice, which I would eat cold the following morning.

Now, I'll still have the appetite sometimes, and I'll order a large. If I'm lucky and very determined, I'll eat half, and then I'm so stuffed I feel sick. I suppose that's a good thing, but there is a certain sense of accomplishment found in dusting a whole pizza yourself.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (7 children)

I remember a 6th-grade pizza party where I horked down 10 slices. And I was always one of the smallest guys, last picked for teams, all that. I was fucking amazed at myself.

Us skinny people, and the people observing us eat, usually got it all wrong. I thought I could eat superhuman amounts of food and stay skinny. Nah. When people watched me go to town, that was the only food I put in my face that day. Not a single calorie otherwise.

My wife started getting a gut. LOL, she's barely 3-digits. Mystified! "Uh, babe? You're snarfing candy all day."

I got a hella beer belly a few years ago. Guess what? I had been going around the office, filling my thermos with the coffee leftovers, and chunking 1/4 cup of sugar in there. Took a few months to dial that back. :)

All that ramble to say, none of us are very good judges of calories in/calories out.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago (3 children)

The trick is to put half in one end, and the rest in the other.

[–] tdawg@lemmy.world 39 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

What are you doing, step-pizza?!

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[–] Cheems@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

Ok, so I THOUGHT I clicked on this article, "Marjorie Taylor Greene threatens to beat up Sarah McBride on day before Trans Day of Remembrance" and your comment being on top confused the hell out of me.

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[–] robolemmy@lemmy.world 53 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Every pizza is a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago)

Pass me a giant thing of marijuana with it, and that shit is doomed.

Edit: I was trying to say marinara, not really a pot person, but fuck it.. it stands.

[–] Rocketpoweredgorilla@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (11 children)

As one of those that easily destroy an XL pizza in one go... why is that terrifying?

I Mean, overall I don't eat all that much... I never eat breakfast and very rarely eat lunch, so one or two meals a day for me (historically a very active person) has to be large to make up for the times I don't have time (or want) to stop and eat. So it takes at least a large pizza or like two boxes of Mac & cheese to even come close to refilling my fuel tank.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Rationalizing the 'za to perfection....

[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You just described how it works! People get mixed up on calorie intake. I'm scrawny, but when I eat, I eat. No calories other than beer at night. Not a Coke, not a single pork rind, not even a Jolly Rancher. Nada.

So people see that and think, "Gosh! Wish I had a metabolism like his!" Nah. I just don't eat in between meals.

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I'd call it cowmaxxing if it actually led to me putting on any weight 🤷‍♀️

[–] _bcron_@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I've been on Adderall since I was 9 and my relationship with food is basically waking up hungry, taking some pills, and then being hungry but having absolutely no impetus to act on it... And 12 hours after waking up everything wears off and it's suddenly 'food horny' for lack of better word. Profoundly, ravenously hungry.

I've basically been training my whole life to saunter into a pizza place and order a 16" pizza and eat the whole thing in 15 minutes.

Professional competitive eaters are nuts tho, this pizza place near me has a challenge to eat a 16" specialty pizza, I did it for shits and giggles after work one day in like 20 minutes, but on their wall of finishers, a professional eater stopped in and ate the whole damn thing in 2 minutes and 49 seconds, that's terrifying

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Imagine a dude that has never been on ADHD meds suddenly being given some.

I lost 10kgs already. Still looking to lose 10 more. Like you said - eat pills, stop being hungry / stop the feeling of wanting to eat. Then eat one meal, and be alright till very late in the night.

I eat like shit - burgers, pizza, potato chips, gummies. I am able to limit calories and not feel like shit for most of my day. It's amazing.

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[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know what this means and I am to afraid to ask

[–] And009@reddthat.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Instructions unclear, this ketchup is burning my ass

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago

ketchup..?..on pizza...??

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

When I was 8 years old, my sister ordered an XL pizza from papa johns. And I said "Ok......but what are YOU having?" She laughed it off as me saying I'd eat the whole thing myself. I saw no joke. So I made her order a second pizza for herself. She got a small. And when I was done with my pizza, I ate half of her pizza. She then accused me of playing some prank on her. She searched her apartment up and down claiming I was hiding the pizza somewhere. I was like "YOU WATCHED ME EAT MOST OF IT!!!"

My stomach did not have an "off" button. At least not until decades later when they removed 2/3rds of my colon. Now I can eat something small to medium sized and feel like I'm full.

But back then? I honestly think if you'd have put 10 XL pizzas in front of me, I'd have eaten them all if I liked the toppings. Then asked for snacks later.

[–] Zorque@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I think the true horror isn't that you at an entire XL pizza, but that you ate an entire XL Papa Johns pizza. No one should do that to themselves.

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[–] zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 1 day ago

You should check out sam o'nellas video on Tartare. Dude couldn't stop eating, food or not

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 14 points 1 day ago (5 children)

If the diameter is not at least 40cm, it's not a pizza for me.

[–] originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com 17 points 1 day ago (12 children)

id like to see someone eat my large pizza
. its about 4x the volume of a standard 15inch pizza

[–] spankmonkey@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (4 children)

That is a nice totato soup breadbowl!

What does your pizza look like?

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I feel personally attacked

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

If you weigh 200lb and eat 2lb of pizza you are approximately 1% pizza.

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I usually do it over the course of 3 days

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