Yes, Jizz.
One preaches hope for a better future.
One preaches a never ending cycle of ambition, corruption, and cruelty.
Who would have ever thought time would prove Star Wars more thematically realistic π
this post was submitted on 21 Nov 2024
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Star Wars was based on the past but set in the future. They borrowed "stormtroopers" from Hitler. The space battles are just like WWII dogfights. Star Wars was never looking forward it was looking backwards.
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kinda makes sense to me
one is an attempt at a hopeful, logical view of humanities future.. the other has laser swords and magic.
The Expanse: space will always try to kill you, humanity still sucks, everything still hurts, everything is still dirty.
Far superior option. Mostly because it has real space physics with minimal hand waving.
Minimal hand waving
Except for the alien tech. The proto virus or whatever it's called. People talking from the dead. Teleporters to the other side of the universe. Crystals growing out of people's heads. Alien bug swarms. And a whole bunch of other hand-wavey things.
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One is a broad base for story telling, the other is one long story about how a single family and their granddad's hetro-lifemate can fuck over an entire galaxy,
And politics, and wealth disparity, so basically the opposite of a utopia.
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Well... Star Wars does have a character named Sleazebaggano... So...
https://dukejizzerstein.bandcamp.com/album/the-jizztastic-sounds-of-duke-jizzerstein
This is actually an interesting rabbit hole. I wonder if it's a meme or if Duke Jizzerstein is actually real. They really went hard into this whole jizz thing. There is literally a track on the album "Let's Jizz With the Duke!" called "Gonna Jizz Tonite"
Edit: it has to be fake. There is literally a track called "Spermulation". Also the website is a giveway that it's likely ai generated https://mrpii.online/
I have never watched even a single episode of Star Trek, but I like you guys for your memes.
I have never watched even a single episode of Star Trek
but I like you guys for your memes.
Okay, call off the mob!
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Especially this one:
Either you're into Star Trek and understand the self-burn vibes here or it's just a random not-overly-nerdy shirt.
I just applied for my UK passport and the photo I gave to them was me in a red T-shirt with the TOS delta on it. I'm guessing the delta will be cropped out, but here's hoping.
StarTrek all the way, actual REAL peaceful space communists or religious Knights with magic powers? That's not a hard choice
Everyone thinks I'm super into star wars cause I enjoy building Lego space ships and star wars is the option in that regard. Mind you I've just noticed a Chinese brick company have dropped a giant Enterprise and there's a Rocinante on the way too!
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Sometimes, late at night, the Jizz band starts playing more schmaltzy. Schmaltzy Jizz.
Ew.
I refuse to apologize.
Total stranger in a Stargate T shirt. They probably have way more firepower, and enough C4 to solve all my problems.
Star Wars Jizzed right into my ear....
This isn't as funny since Disney renamed it to Jatz
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When people conjure mental male representation of Star Wars, they think of fat neckbeard Lucas and the lizard. When they think of Star Trek, they imagine sly silver fox Picard and Datas most probable mechanical prowess.
This tracks.
I'm something of a jizz-wailer myself...
-Riker, probably
Stranger in a Farscape shirt: knows how to party... possible cast or crew member.
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If your interstellar society has slavery, I'm not interested. Didn't the Jedi free Luke and just leave his mom in captivity?
Way too many Star Wars fans like the Empire for my taste. (And the rebels aren't much better, if they're better at all.)
That was Anakin Not his son Luke. And Qui-gon tried to free Shmi as well but Watto was too resilient.
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I have both tshirts, my trustworthiness also happens to fluctuate wildly based on my apparel.
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