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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/196@lemmy.blahaj.zone
 
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[–] Hazel@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 year ago

Omfgggggg xD

Saaaaame. I always prank my friends that wayyyy. They can go suck my dick.

[–] cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

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Anonymous

>driving with friend

>accidentally grab his leg instead of gearstick

>we both laugh and I unzip his pants

>park the car while fondling his balls

>friend is laughing because he knows it's just a joke

>start sucking his dick on this empty parking lot

>almost choke on his dick because i'm laughing so hard

>friend is also laughing his ass off

>he starts making train noises while yelling "BROJOB BROJOB! CHOO CHOO"

>he cums and I swallow it all like some stupid faggot

>kiss my friend and call him a faggot while laughing

Gotta love playing pranks on my friends


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[–] TheKrevFox@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago
[–] mdwhite999@vlemmy.net 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 year ago

Not gay if it's just a prank bro

more like real and gay!

[–] moss@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bit of a silly question, how do I do that?

I'm still learning this whole Lemmy thing.

[–] moss@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No problem! It's a checkbox when editing the post on a web browser.

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ah gotcha, I'll have to hop on my browser when I get home then

Hopefully throwing a [NSFW] into the my post title until I get home will be enough of a disclaimer for now.

As an aside, I just learned you can edit post titles here which is really cool

[–] moss@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah it's actually so awesome

[–] Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The more I learn about Lemmy the nicer a place it seems to be

That was super easy to do, thank you for your help

[–] moss@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 year ago

No problem! I'm glad you're enjoying the platform.

blegh a no homo meme

[–] PeterPoopshit@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

It's not gay as long as you say "no homo"