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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 109 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Dumbass phone has no idea what kind of headphones or devices i plugged into it and what other stuff i have connected in between. Stupid machine.

[–] Hildegarde@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

With the removal of the headphone jack, phones have lost the ability to not know what is plugged in. USB and Bluetooth devices have information that the phone could account for but chooses not to.

[–] Droggelbecher@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago

My phone warns me I've been listening to music at a dangerous volume for a dangerous amount of time 100% of the time when I'm driving and listening via aux.

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

yeah lol, I'm often plugging in slightly high impedance headphones that it just can't drive very well. it's never seemed worth it run run a dac or get a special pair of phone headphones. i rarely use it that way anyway.

but yeah, pretty much every time i plug them in i have to confirm i want to hurt myself before it will allow them to be set to a useable volume.

and yes, i do still have a headphone jack, they are still out there if you're willing to not get a super expensive phone.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I held on to the 3.5mm jack for so long but i just couldnt resist the fairphone anymore. I need my replaceable battery and ports and stuff. Changing a screen or usbc port in less than 10 minutes is just a gamechanger if anything ever breaks.

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[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 79 points 1 week ago (1 children)

How to improve a meme in one easy step

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I really hate that “no one:” shit, it often doesn’t make any sense to me.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s just a qualifier to insinuate that no one cares about a certain topic and then there’s that one person that brings it up out of no where.

[–] deranger@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Shouldn’t it be “everybody: ” then?

Nobody: means that everyone has some feelings about it.

If it’s Nobody and the second line applying to the same thing then the nobody part is false, because the second bit implies that at least one person feels that way.

I just don’t get it, logically.

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[–] Wild_Mastic@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Like that stupid ass notification 'internet disabled for this appliation. Go to settings to re enable it. Press ok to continue'. I know, i'm the one who disabled it in the first place, get lost.

[–] Quill7513@slrpnk.net 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

meanwhile i wish mine would still warn me. sometimes i pop in my IEMs and then press play, and my phone is like "you were full volume with the bluetooth speaker, does this mean… you want the IEMs full blast, too?"

[–] urheber@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 1 week ago

your phone doesnt change it back when you disconnect Bluetooth? that's harsh.

[–] Kichae@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago

Mine warn me only when it's purposeful. As you say, if I change output devices, and the sound is too loud, it says nothing. It literally only interferes with me doing something I'm purposefully choosing to do, and failing to protect me from shit I'm doing accidentally.

[–] realitista@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

This is the real issue. The same volume is totally different on different devices. If they want to implement this feature correctly they need to measure the actual output of the headphones.

[–] FireRetardant@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (3 children)

This makes me irrationally angry. I don't need my phone babysitting my ears and the notification doesn't happen nearly frequently enough to matter anyway. It can be a distraction, especially while driving, i always think i need to pull over to answer a call but nope, just a half assed hearing protection measure.

Does anyone know of any apps or ways to disable the feature on android?

[–] FelixCress@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Ideally disable all the nanny features and block forced updates. If I fucking want an update, I will prompt it myself.

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[–] S13Ni@lemmy.studio 18 points 1 week ago

Very annoying when using a speaker with its own volume. Because of course I want to have phone loud for optimal signal, and set the volume at the end of the chain instead of amplifying weak signal.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Every device I've seen do this can only reach lower levels of volume than most of the ones that don't (PCs, Walkmans, headphones with built-in radios...)

It's like that "save electricity, unplug charger" popup that I only ever saw on phones with switching power supplies, whose zero-load power is several orders of magnitude less than the heavy transformer ones. Or the constantly-moving 🔇 icon on LCD TVs, although it takes many consecutive days of a static picture to burn them in as opposed to CRTs, plasma and OLED ones. Even then, shifting it by 1 pixel per minute would be enough and way less annoying.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 13 points 1 week ago

Protect your hearing please

  • person with Tinnitus
[–] ikidd@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

This fucking thing must be a kernel level thing, because even AOSP ROMs can't get rid of it.

I think it's a legal thing so they're probably not allowed to get rid of it.

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[–] attero@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 1 week ago

There's an app for that: https://github.com/zacharee/Tweaker

You'll need to use adb to grant special permissions that an app can't request on its own.

adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.WRITE_SECURE_SETTINGS
adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.PACKAGE_USAGE_STATS
adb shell pm grant com.zacharee1.systemuituner android.permission.DUMP
  • Audio & Sound --> Disable Safe Audio Warning --> Disabled
  • Persist Options --> Checkbox Disable Safe Audio Warning
[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[–] fluckx@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago

I think this setting is reset on a phone reboot.

[–] PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I don't have this anymore, using CalyxOS.

I do remember getting this and it driving me nuts. I'M CONNECTED TO A SPEAKER NOT HEADPHONES REEEE

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 6 days ago

Shit even with headphones, I don't need this crap because I ain't using some POS headphones without their own volume control.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

Mine just caps sound to a maximum safe level by default,

I can go in the settings to disable this but why would i?

Hearing damage is no joke, and as a music lover it’s one of my worst fears.

I am not sure how it measures how loud the volume is but i have yet to experience the maximum not being loud enough.

If you're connected to a device that has independent volume management, then you can max out the phone volume and still have it be too quiet.

I most often run into this with my speaker setup in my workout room if I forget to turn up the volume on the receiver before hopping on the treadmill.

But, the other reason to not go too high is the audio can start degrading if the volume is too high on your phone.

[–] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

You're dependent upon the recording you're listening to having been set to a decent volume to begin with. I will occasionally come across videos or music with significantly quieter sound than usual. I know what a good volume for my need at the moment is, while this warning is a dumb automatic pop-up based solely upon the single factor of the master device volume control setting - without any consideration for the actual decibels being output.

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[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This and the "Are you still listening" pause EVERY OTHER SONG on my playlist is just so helpful. Helpful, that is, if the intent is to give me a fucking aneurysm.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What are you using that does that? That's annoying af.

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It started recently on YouTube revanced. The only reason I'm still on YouTube at all is my 1500+ song playlist I've been curating for, i dunno, 14 years? Revanced and ublock kept me from hearing or seeing an ad for years, but this is really motivating me to just say fuck it and move on.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Oof, damn that's painful to leave behind. The downfall of yt to a completely unusable platform has been awful. Newpipe might let you play without the reminders on mobile if you are interested in trying another app before you make tye leap to a new platform. I'd bet there is a tool on github that will export your playlists too. Sorry, not trying to fix everything I promise. A 14 year active playlist is an impressive thing though and I'd hate to see that lost.

[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Fuck my hearing. What about my liver?

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
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