this post was submitted on 25 Nov 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 84 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Anon messed up. He didn't maintain eye contact with her while eating the fish, so she has no respect for him

[–] Taiatari@lemmynsfw.com 44 points 1 month ago

Absolutely, and besides if he really wanted to show dominance he should have caught the fish with the bare hands.

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 42 points 1 month ago

Fake: He missed the shot.

Gay: Didn't let the girl finish answering.

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 29 points 1 month ago
[–] Frog@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago

"Thanks but-- I am not free tonight. How about tomorrow?"