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Image not quite for ADHPeeps but I feel this sort of thing happens regularly for us as well.

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 79 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alcohol. Before getting formally diagnosed and medicated, drinking was the only thing that would quiet the inner restlessness. It worked but it's not a healthy lifestyle at all.

This is something I like to bring up to people who are hesitant to medicate their kids. Yeah, I know you think Timmy is fine because he's not completely failing in school, but you should at least show Timmy that he has options and that it's OK to talk to a doctor and take medication if he needs it. He doesn't have to rely on Jack Daniels and Folgers to eek his way through life.

[–] archomrade@midwest.social 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This one surprised me, too.

I had a nasty habit of waiting until the evening to do my papers in college, because that was when it was acceptable to have some wine or whiskey while I wrote. But it was amazing just how much easier it was to stay on task after having a drink, and during finals - or after college when i was on deadline - i would alternate between liters of coffee in the morning and several drinks in the evening.

Now that I'm medicated both coffee and alcohol are just occasional indulgences... well, alcohol is at least. But I didn't expect it to help curb my impulsive consumption habits like it has- it's been a game-changer.

[–] AddLemmus@lemmy.ml 7 points 21 hours ago

Neurotypicals think they have this superior discipline and attitude to "get on the task", and I believed them, too! Now, medicated, I realise that they only work on these constant dopamine micro rewards in their prefrontal cortex. Which I now get, too.

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 114 points 1 day ago (14 children)

Reminds me of when people find out I do cocaine and Adderall.

"Oh Michael likes to get high"

No, Michael doesn't have health insurance and has very severe adhd. I can't live a normal life without stimulants and drug dealers are cheaper than doctors. welcome to America.

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Damn mate, that's really rough. I did see recently how US companies are taking advantage of the made-up scarcity to scalp people with ADHD to the point where the black market is more affordable. I only you know what you're doing vis-a-vis risks from tainted batches.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do worry about getting a hot batch and dying but that's just the state of America today. Women will be getting dangerous back ally abortions as well soon.

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[–] Steak@lemmy.ca 26 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Cocaine bad for mental health. Even with ADHD cocaine is so cut and stepped on its not reliable enough to get anything done.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It falls into the "better than nothing" category for me. I'm aware it's absolutely not a good idea.

[–] MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm sorry your government failed you so badly. That's a tough place to be in.

[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 24 points 1 day ago

Thank you Mr poopybutthole

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[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 12 points 22 hours ago

Mini thins (gas station speed) and Red Bull. At least that’s what I did in the 90s before I was diagnosed. Oh and pulling all nighters since my tired brain worked more like a normal brain.

[–] Fosheze@lemmy.world 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I was put on bupropion for depression and, while it didn't work perfectly, it worked far better than the other antidepressants I had been on. Then I found out that it's frequently used off label to treat ADHD and I started to have some suspicions. Long story short, now I'm diagnosed and on a stimulant and it's amazing.

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[–] elucubra@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I'm in the middle of diagnosis. I do have Bipolar and have been medicated for 4 years or so. My shrink and I suspect that ADHD is there. It seems to be a common comorbidity. I was self-medicating with alcohol, until I got to a very bad place.

Both bipolar and ADHD have a frightening percentage of substance abuse, often as a form of self medication.

I went to the shrink around the time when I got sober. Quitting drinking and meds literally saved my life.

BTW, I got sober thanks to SMART Recovery. SMART is science based and behavior oriented, so even if you don't have an addiction problem (substances and/or behaviors), You can learn a lot of stuff applicable to behavioral problems. Much of the program is based on Cognitive Behavioral therapies, no higher power required. Confidential. Free.

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[–] the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 46 points 1 day ago (8 children)

Apparently videogames are a "medication" for my adhd because since i started adderol they don't "pull me in" like they used to.

I miss it a little bit, it's also kinda weird but its also nice to not be compelled to play like before

Your brain is dopamine deprived, video games are designed to get our dumb monkey brains to squeeze out all the happy juice. Adderall floods your brain with dopamine so the video games just don't hit like they used to.

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[–] Wiz@midwest.social 14 points 1 day ago

Holy shit! This post gave me an epiphany.

I was a cartoonist for the student newspaper, and drawing a funny comic strip every day was grueling. But I did better when I drank a Coca Cola before I started to brainstorm. Later, guess what - diagnosed ADHD.

Anyway, I probably took 2-3 hours on each comic, and was paid $5 per strip. And spent some of that on soda. So, it was a labor of love and foolishness. Also, I was semi-famous on campus for edgy cartoons that were occasionally funny, most of which I am embarrassed about in middle age.

[–] downhomechunk@midwest.social 3 points 17 hours ago

I used to be the one weirdo who could shoot an 8 ball of coke and be perfectly calm, at least for a few minutes until it started to wear off. That was a long time ago, and I was just diagnosed a couple years ago.

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 9 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

When I was a kid I read that mint flavorings can help the blood vessels in your head dilate, increasing the amount of blood flow to your brain and therefore helping you do better on studying and tests.

Whenever I have a test to study for or to take, I made it a point to keep some sort of mint flavored candy around, and consistently across the board I have always done better on tests than my peers.

That being said, it is entirely plausible that this is a placebo effect, but I like my placebo and it works for me. Perhaps it will work for you as well.

[–] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

I've heard that chewing a specific flavor of gum while studying for a test, and then chewing the same flavor while taking the test, tricks your brain into recall by association.

[–] braxy29@lemmy.world 4 points 17 hours ago

this is how i justified going to exams stoned back in my undergrad days. i studied high, figured i better test high.

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[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 12 points 1 day ago (3 children)

pseudoephedrine

my Adderall script is in USA insurance purgatory and pseudoephedrine is probably the only thing keeping me employed tbh

[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I was about to say same!

Accidentally, though.
The story is roughly like this: I had bad allergies and fucked up sinuses - I thought. Got sinus headaches every day during bad periods. Lots of sinus infections. Went on for like 10-15 years through periods of being intense and focused and stressed with sinus issues and periods of checking out, being aloof and dippy without sinus issues.
In 2019, sinus rinses, pseudoephedrine, nose sprays, and pain killers weren’t doing it. Resigned myself to having to get the sinus roto-rooter, where they scrape out your sinuses to make it easier for all that junk to drain off. So I went to my doctor to get that in motion. Doctor sent me to an immunologist, who sent me to an ENT, who sent me to a neurologist, who looked at my records for 30 seconds, declared that I had migraines, and sent me on my way with a preventative script.
I was so fucking mad. Didn’t think he could possibly be right. But he was. And then Covid hit and by the time things got normal again, I realized I wasn’t able to work like I was before. So I got got tested for ADHD, and… here I am, rambling.

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[–] Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago) (1 children)

Same, was taking a few Advil Cold and Sinus pills a week which are sold on the shelf in Canada till I recently got a Strattera prescription (which is causing constipation unfortunately)

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 19 hours ago

here in Freedom Land we gotta show ID to get the pseudoephedrine and promise not to be naughty and make meth with it lmao

oof. sorry to hear you got such an unpleasant side effect :[ i can't recommend psyllium husk enough. i don't know how ancient humans who didn't live near psyllium plants managed to survive 💀

[–] Bob_Robertson_IX@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Pseudoephedrine has been my thing lately when I need that extra focus for work. Out of curiosity, what dosage do you take?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 3 points 19 hours ago

started with 30 mg but now need 60 (sometimes 90 on bad days...) but I try my damndest to not take them unless I feel like I'm genuinely going to fuck shit up at work. Taking cold medication off label makes me feel guilty 😞

I also tried the 12 hour extended release (120 mg) but that fucked up my sleep which is already precarious

I fucking hate that half the days at work I'm constantly sniffing from the runny nose it induces. Makes me paranoid that my coworkers will think I'm hiding being sick (or worse, a coke habit...)

[–] erotador@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago (3 children)

suprised nobody said smoking weed, i smoke like 10 times a day minimum

[–] db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That sounds a bit concerning, ngl >_<

[–] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 day ago (7 children)

People that "smoke 10x a day" usually take half a day to go through a single joint. Still a lot of weed but not at the level you're thinking.

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 23 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Nicotine. I started smoking at 16. Vaping now but nicotine and caffeine are carrying me through my unmedicated life

[–] bizarroland@fedia.io 5 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

I read somewhere that nicotine decreases the half-life of caffeine in your system, allowing you to consume more caffeine and feel fewer effects from it.

This would explain the common trope of people smoking cigarettes and drinking coffee.

That being said, this is pulled out of my memory and I would have to spend quite a while trying to find any evidence of it, although everybody I know that smokes are consumes nicotine also consumes quite a bit of caffeine.

[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee 5 points 21 hours ago

Got curious and looked it up, you're right!

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[–] Volkditty@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Chewing gum almost every waking moment of the day. People used to assume I was trying to quit smoking, I would joke that I was actually trying to build my way up to starting.

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[–] NeatoBuilds@mander.xyz 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Wow people that drank redbull have kids in college already, I guess it does make you move quicker

[–] PennyRoyal@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Red bull was invented in ’87…

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[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 35 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I used to drink 4 red bulls or 2-3 rockstar energy drinks per day. This was on top of any coffee.

Now, diagnosed and medicated, I'm down to zero and I rarely drink coffee.

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