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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 4 points 5 days ago

Bueno chicos, nos quedamos con Oregon. Ya escucharon!

What... they DON'T wear shorts in winter in Florida??

all the retired people in Florida too

[–] Mostly_Gristle@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago

There is a second contingent of people who wear shorts in the winter in between the corn maze and the Mormons. The ones that who don't own guns still know how to swing a bike lock.

[–] Balthazar@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Apparently Hawaii is safe?

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 days ago

Don't even dare think about touching our boats!!

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

Yee fuckin' haw.

[–] CuddlyCassowary@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (4 children)

Colorado just sitting there watching? Along with a few other states…

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

To get to Colorado means getting past Mormons, the cartel, machine gun enthusiasts, armed farmers, and backcountry hunters(militia should also be a concern in that area). Colorado is quite well defended by topography and neighbors that they might as well just stay high and chill.

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