"Statue Facts Nobody Asked for"
Bro, she literally asked for those facts
this post was submitted on 29 Nov 2024
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Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.
The Charging Bull
in New York City, e.g.
The line to take a pic with its balls is longer than to take a pic of it from the front.
People see men fondling a stature: "Hah! What a hilarious pervert." People see a woman stradling a statue: "She must want children."
Men need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you're playing catch outside. "I'm trying to make a Little Leaguer here!"
This is the best thing I've read today.
Her heart's in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.
For example:
"Youth" (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic
"Adam and Eve", Monaco
Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal
And more that aren't as famous I'm sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
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Some of the bacteria detected, such as Staphylococcus, can be potentially dangerous and can lead to infections including sepsis, conjunctivitis, cystitis as well as endocarditis. For those with weaker immune systems, hand-washing soon after contact with a monument is advisable.
Wear protection, or straight to horny jail.
Charging Bull also known as Bull of Wall Street
Of all the traditions one could use to point out objectification of women, statues was not it. People really do just like getting frisky with statues, regardless of gender
To be fair, statues are the straightest example of objectifying people.
Whoa now, I'm sure there are gay examples of statue objectification.
Hey now dog statues also get wear down from getting pet. We dont just objectify humans.
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The post's statue looks cursed as fuck. The guy looks dead and violated. It's worse than the shiny bull balls.
Yeah cause it's a grave statue. People literally go to a cementery and do this shit. According to wiki it was "kiss lips fondle dick" instead of straddling / grinding, but I guess some people do crazy shit.
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Hi it's me, the Victor Noir statue in Paris
Dude's Wikipedia Page is rather interesting. He got shot by Prince Pierre Bonaparte over a proxy duel.
Fuck me I thought you meant Ronald McDonald for a minute there
I've never heard anyone say Prince Pierre Bonaparte didn't shoot Ronald McDonald. Do with that (lack of) information what you will.
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but will mrs proudman get off her high horse? absolutely not. the path to idiocracy has been chosen.
Just need another seat for the saddle. It's also horrible that people do this to Victor's grave.
See, when someone identifies a problem, instead of everyone choosing to do worse, we can all do better.
But it's moot. This is just divisive rage bait from a bot farm. No one cares about either of these people, but it reinforces the "women are crazy feminists" rhetoric that makes it so easy to radicalize young men into incels.
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But OP the person in the pic is literally asking for this statue fact
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