Dad Jokes

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submitted 1 day ago by BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] mhzawadi@lemmy.horwood.cloud 5 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Would not recommend Orion's belt, three stars.

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 1 points 15 hours ago

Still better than the solar system

[–] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

The galaxy is on Orion’s Belt

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

On*

[–] greenshirtdenimjeans@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Flashes the neuralyzer

That’s what I said

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 1 points 22 hours ago

"I never saw one eating popcorn!"

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Well, I think it's heavenly!

[–] BossDj@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

It has space for improvement

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 16 hours ago

The puns are getting Messier.

[–] Juliana@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago

😆😆

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Reads like a title of NotTheOrion