So I was gonna make a joke about being that creature that pees through their eyes, but I forgot the name of the animal, went to look it up and was given this gem of an AI response:

Don't worry! Peeing through your eyes is normal! It's just called "crying."

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking thank God. And here I was worried my liver was fried.

[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I love AI

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Lobster?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah. I was thinking some kind of lizard, for some reason. Just seems like a lizard thing to do, I guess.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

There are lizards that spurt blood from their eyes, aren't there? Basically the same thing tbh, just fancy water.

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"I've got to go make some fancy water" will now be my go-to phrase for heading to the restroom

[–] MightyCuriosity@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

You pee blood?

[–] tb_@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

I believe (sea) turtles do just that

[–] inv3r510n@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Damn. Just wait until the brain rot generation gets all their info from AI. We’re fucked!

[–] HuntressHimbo@lemm.ee 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Big talk from bitches with sap running through them

[–] DashboTreeFrog@discuss.online 12 points 3 weeks ago

You know you want a taste of that sap tho