To paraphrase Jaden Smith, "How can sandwiches be real if our mouths aren't real?"
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2024
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That's more profound than the original quote
Not saying much, I've heard farts that were more profound.
“What’s a lunch break? Lunch is for wimps,” she shot back. “I have food brought in and I work and eat at the same time. There’s no time … Sometimes I will get a steak.”
Where do they find these weirdos??? What's crazy is a steak brought to you for lunch.
She's trying hard to be another Trump, constantly flinging out dead cats.
Now that sounds like the kind of person who would fight for the working class!
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They just banned the most effective healthcare for trans youths (pausing puberty until they're old enough to decide what they want) and the media are running stories about samwhiches