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Eurofighter Typhoon shenanigans

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 234 points 1 week ago

When you literally add "if you commit real life treason, we will ban you from our videogame forums" and it still doesn't work.

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 176 points 1 week ago (8 children)

No force is stronger than the autistic urge to correct something that is wrong in the special area of interest.

[–] Phoenicianpirate@lemm.ee 21 points 1 week ago

Damn straight...

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[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's practically a weekly occurrence at this point.

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Surely we can do better. Daily?

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[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

If I had a nickel every time someone posted classified documents in the WarThunder forums I would have ~~2~~ ~~3~~ Enough.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 90 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Disagreeing with the moderators is also against the rules.

At least they admit it.

[–] Thorry84@feddit.nl 94 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They didn't say disagreeing with moderators, they said disagreeing with moderation.

I read that as: You can disagree with how a mod applies the rules and challenge that. You can't disagree with the rules themselves, the rules are the rules, take it or leave it.

And personally I think complying with NATO export restrictions seems like a good rule.

[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 37 points 1 week ago (1 children)

But I want to win an Internet argument!

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
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[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 58 points 1 week ago (2 children)

All of this has happened before, and it will happen again.

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's next in the rotation? Helicopters?

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] untorquer@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Naval is on the horizon.

Planes will go around again.

[–] topherclay@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Firearms will get a shot after that.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Missile launchers would be a blast

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[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 week ago

So say we all!

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 57 points 1 week ago (4 children)

When are we getting them alien tech?

Somebody please leak them.

[–] Valthorn@feddit.nu 54 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Someone comes along with a "You primitive earthlings! The ØXÇ-57 Plasma Cannon has a much faster cool down. [Link to schematics]"

[–] glitchdx@lemmy.world 54 points 1 week ago (1 children)

probably the most compelling evidence that aliens have not visited Earth, if they did then technical documentation would have been leaked on warthunder forums.

Can we get an alien-themed DLC or something just to make sure?

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 week ago (2 children)

War thunder UAP expansion when?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 24 points 1 week ago

They're all UAPs if you don't know what they are!

"Good thing I'm not a real pilot. My eyesight sucks."

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

someone posting the tic-tac specs to win a shitpost argument would epic

[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

No point in leaking that data if you can't go "look, that alien ship is wrong. Here is the technical doc to prove it"

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[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 33 points 1 week ago

Opsec? What's that?

[–] einfach_orangensaft@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I always wonder if those leaks lead to wikipedia improvements on the given topics somewhere down the line

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (5 children)

Wiki requires citation. It's pretty easy for a government to have someone go in there and revert it for being uncited.

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's the current record for days since leak?

[–] copd@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

For real?

I know nothing of this game, except I’ve heard at least three instances where this happened and it always makes me chuckle.

[–] pressanykeynow@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

There were at least 14 according to Wikipedia.

For real?

... Checks community name ... Yeah, I'll buy it.

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago

I met a Eurofighter Typhoon pilot once. Having made the Airfix model as a child, I was suitably impressed.

[–] erin@social.sidh.bzh 16 points 1 week ago (6 children)

And yet in that same timeline Okami 2 has been announced 18 years after the release of the first game so as long France postpone its warning shot until the game release and I can finish it, I'm ok with that ^^

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[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I wonder if War Thunder forums will be one of the things Russia will keep allowing connections to (they're planning to get off the wider 'net), since it's such a treasure trove for classified info on other countries' arsenals.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemm.ee 15 points 1 week ago

Disconnecting the country from it doesn't mean their government won't have access...

[–] doktormerlin@feddit.org 8 points 1 week ago

Simply put: no. It doesn't make any sense.

Russia as a whole will not be cut from the internet. North Korea isn't cut from the internet. The public is. And the public does not need this information

Geez, again?!

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