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[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 62 points 2 weeks ago

when you put it that way i see why aliens refuse to make contact with us

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There are other kinds of bloody holes that lack teeth to shove your tongue into.

[–] azi@mander.xyz 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)
[–] abs_mess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago

hemorrhoids

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 weeks ago
[–] FGoo@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

All 28 of them

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

any hole can get bloody if you tongue hard enough

[–] callouscomic@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

I'm taking a shovel out back and will report later on this science experiment.

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 33 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

egnlish hard

[–] morphballganon@mtgzone.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

Like "town" with a j sound on the end

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 32 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Draegur@lemm.ee 29 points 2 weeks ago

Take bad enough care of your teeth and you can experience this again. And this time, it'll never end.

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you don’t brush your teeth and eat sugary stuff you’ll be able to soon enough. Or just ask a Jets fan why their team won’t stop loosing

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You can also have that while brushing your teeth 3 times a day :(

[–] belated_frog_pants@beehaw.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sometimes bodies just have massive boneloss despite doing the best care and its just hereditary 🫠

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yep :/ my teeth started fucking up when I was 18. My wisdom teeth came in, all 4 at the same fucking time, and they were all laid down like battering rams, instead of standing up like they're supposed to. Crushed my molars, no dental insurance, best I could get was antibiotics and some Vicodin from the ER. Before that I'd had relatively few problems (basically just two cavities and a cap they put on a baby tooth that didn't have an adult tooth below it). Ever since then the exposed/broken teeth have lead to infection after infection and that has spread to other teeth.

Saint Luigi protect us, we need better medical care in this country, and that should include dental

[–] Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 2 weeks ago

Yes officer, this is the post. Lock em up!

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I used to keep loose teeth connected by the last thread for as long as I could. Then I'd rotate them around and bite gently.

[–] not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

reading this made me flinch

[–] bugwhisperer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 2 weeks ago

for the right price, your friendly local dentist can arrange this experience for you once again.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 17 points 2 weeks ago

I see Osaka I upvote ... wait wtf?

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] verdare@beehaw.org 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, it’s Senpai wa Otokonoko! I have gripes with how abruptly that series ended.

New prequel chapters are being written

[–] benni@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

I find that on LSD, all my joints and bones feel off, like a freshly missing tooth.

[–] SirHery@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The neat part is you can imagine how that feels with your tongue.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't even have to imagine it I've had a total of 8 teeth removed so far and got to experience it a couple times

[–] Sunshine@lemmy.ca 13 points 2 weeks ago

You can do that again when we grow back teeth in the very near future.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

I can help with that, with or without dusters?

[–] underwire212@lemm.ee 9 points 2 weeks ago

You can still do that if ya want. It’ll be more permanent too 😁

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

Unironically, yes.

[–] samus12345@lemm.ee 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] Remotedeck@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

People always say they hate those dreams when your teeth fall out but I love them. I especially like the ones where new teeth grow in afterwards and you can rip them out again

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 weeks ago

I have never had a dream like that...

[–] thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Good news! You can experience this another 32 times!

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

just imagine if we were sharks. we could do this shit like once a week forever