Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.
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Where do I find this?
I haven't discovered this yet, praying 2025 won't be my year 🙏🏼
Wait till Americans discover deep-fried candy bars, the one area where the Europeans (well, Scots in particular) area ahead of Americans in deep-fried tech.
We've had that for nearly a century, it's just state fair food because even Americans have standards.
Forcing Presidents to eat Iowa Goy Slop on national television like it's a TLC reality TV show called "My 1000 lb Family" is a rite of passage in this country.
Comes with a side of insulin I hope. $800 combo
They didn't give you a pack of cigarettes with your meal? How un-yurapeein!
Americans shop for calories per dollar.
Please don't look at why they do that, we're the best country ever!
It's the gateway drug to insulin. Corn syrup infused fats, no vitamins or any other important stuff.