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[–] Earflap@reddthat.com 24 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (5 children)

Wait until anon discovers a hamburger with a glazed donut for a bun and the entire thing is deepfried.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 1 points 3 days ago

Where do I find this?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

served with a side drink of milkshake with double cream on it

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Is it a five dollar shake?

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[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I haven't discovered this yet, praying 2025 won't be my year 🙏🏼

[–] boonhet@lemm.ee 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Wait till Americans discover deep-fried candy bars, the one area where the Europeans (well, Scots in particular) area ahead of Americans in deep-fried tech.

[–] theonlytruescotsman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

We've had that for nearly a century, it's just state fair food because even Americans have standards.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Forcing Presidents to eat Iowa Goy Slop on national television like it's a TLC reality TV show called "My 1000 lb Family" is a rite of passage in this country.

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[–] Rookwood@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 days ago

Comes with a side of insulin I hope. $800 combo

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

They didn't give you a pack of cigarettes with your meal? How un-yurapeein!

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

that's france and finland specifically not all of europe

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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 8 points 6 days ago

Americans shop for calories per dollar.

Please don't look at why they do that, we're the best country ever!

[–] LordWiggle@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

It's the gateway drug to insulin. Corn syrup infused fats, no vitamins or any other important stuff.

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 4 points 6 days ago
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