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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey my old monitor setup isn't here.

Main display is normal with a laptop underneath, a vertical display to the left with a laptop display on the bottom under the first monitor

[–] ares35@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

that's off to the lower-right. psychotic-evil.

CN for those scanned PDFs. What am I gonna do, zoom in like some kind of animal?

[–] chahk@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

I'm off the chart. I have 2 mismatched monitors - a 27" and 34", and the 34 one is an ultrawide. It's wider than the other, but their bezels still line up.

[–] TheCee@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

What about square screens?

inb4 chaotic neckpain

[–] CaptFeather@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Lol my set up is a 22" 1080p on the left for basic web viewing, 28" 1440p center for games, and a 32" 1080p on the right for videos/twitch while I'm playing games

[–] GreenMario@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chaotic good. I got an older smaller 720p monitor as second. Hey if it works.

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[–] Piecemakers3Dprints@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So, Lawful Neutral is just broke? Hunh... (Counts on fingers: druids, monks, cloistered scholars...) Yeah, that tracks.

Also, ofc I'm Chaotic Neutral. Pfft. I blame Elite Dangerous, as I was once Neutral Good, but then discovered what the game was like on an Index, and then there was no reason for the monitors to start that way anymore. 🤷🏼‍♂️

[–] Wodge@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm at Chaotic Neutral, but my sim racing rig is Lawful Evil, so combined I guess it becomes Chaotic Evil.

And I love it.

[–] aeronmelon@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Evil is that stupid hacking computer in Swordfish.

[–] WarlordSdocy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I think the closest is chaotic good although I have three monitors, two smaller ones on each side and a bigger one in the center so kinda lawful good too.

[–] MirthfulAlembic@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'm both chaotic good and lawful neutral, depending if it's for my job or not. I suppose that's a fair assessment of the difference between my professional character and home character.

[–] otacon239@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work and it sometimes hurts my soul.

[–] FleetingTit@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We have neutral evil at my work

..why?

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[–] zabadoh@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

I'm neutral impoverished.

[–] _number8_@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i have chaotic neutral right now -- would it be insane to have the middle monitor be vertical then the side be horizontal? i usually use the horizontal for videos or sports but that makes more sense off to the side, then vertical is great for scrolling

[–] legion02@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That's how I run my work setup. Ide on center monitor, documentation on the right, media and chat on the left.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I have chaotic neutral setup for quite a while. Like 15 years lol. The vertical started out as a monitor for the Photoshop palettes and this kind of stuff. Then it became the monitor for checking websites in 1024px and nowadays it's mostly terminal windows. I love to have a great scope of output in the viewport.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

At work I have chaotic neutral but I slot my laptop underneath the landscape screen so it fits snugly in the corner.

[–] kamenlady@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have a chaotic neutral setup for work.

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[–] nyan@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 year ago

So if you have a monitor hooked up to a desktop on the left, and a separate laptop running a different OS on the right, is it lawful neutral or true neutral x 2?

[–] Strayce@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Lawful Good, but they're all different sizes. So.. Chaotic Good? Chaotic Evil? Who knows.

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[–] FrostKing@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral - Laptop + larger monitor

The wallpaper

[–] pacjo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

True neutral right now, but since I'm already here, does anyone know if curved monitor is viable as a secondary display? I already have the monitor around, but since it's not rotatable I can't really try this setup for myself.

It'd be 27' 1440p flat horizontally (main) and 24' 1080p curved vertically next to it.

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[–] Scrof@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

I'm lawful neutral but I never look at my laptop screen when it's hooked up to the external monitor.

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