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I'm at true neutral.

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[–] paholg@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

I guess I'm neutral evil? I call shenanigans.

[–] Betch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Chaotic Neutral. Sounds about right.

[–] ChaoticEntropy@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm in between chaotic neutral and neutral evil I guess.

2 portrait displays with a landscape display in the middle. Teams on the left, Outlook on the right, main content in the middle.

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[–] Never_Sm1le@lemdro.id 1 points 1 year ago

Chaotic neutral converted to true neutral when my 2nd one broke then I realized I didn't miss it much

[–] muntedcrocodile@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Lawfull good but got the laptop screen in the middle below

I have a second monitor at the upper left of my primary one

[–] Kyoyeou@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

Ex Lawful Evil, and If J had a secondary screen again I would to the same!

[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I guess I'm lawful neutral good since I have two similarly sized screens plus the laptop screen. Just can't let screen real estate go to waste!

[–] Kage520@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Chaotic good alignment upsets my OCD the most

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[–] JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago

I love the Linus looking through the window background! I'm surprised no one else has mentioned it yet.

[–] Kite@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What is neutral good called when the user keeps a large space between the monitors? That's pretty much all of my coworkers, and it drives me nuts.

[–] SomeBoyo@feddit.de 1 points 1 year ago

That's called "my buttons are on the backside of the monitor"

[–] computertoucher5000@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Chaotic neutral on my work desk, lawful good on the gaming desk. Priorities.

[–] Thisfox@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Apparently the school requires me to be at the extreme end of lawful neutral. Two views, nonidentical, very different in size.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 1 points 1 year ago

Update with 5x5 grid and add ultrawide and HD/4k/Smartphone mixes.

[–] ultra@feddit.ro 1 points 1 year ago

I’m chaotic good (but with the smaller one on the left)

[–] Naomikho@monyet.cc 1 points 1 year ago

Lawful neutral. I use a laptop instead of a desktop so I have no choice. I would get a second monitor but it would things very cramped.

[–] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

[–] SkinnyTimmy@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

At home: Chaotic good but with three monitors that are all different sizes

At work: Two monitors side by side, and then one above them

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[–] SuperSpruce@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Lawful neutral for me.

[–] IzzyData@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago

Single monitor setup coming through. 🫠

[–] angelorohit@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm lawful neutral at the office, and true neutral at home!

[–] NattyNatty2x4@beehaw.org 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Neutral good originally, but I find lawful evil to be faaaaarrr better. Tilting my head up or down for extended periods feels a lot better than turning left or right

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[–] Matcraftou@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

I have chaotic good

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