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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] nimble@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Someone who has never cooked a meal designed that kitchen

[–] aramis87@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Why has no one mentioned that there's no refrigerator?! Plus to get to the top shelves of those cabinets, you'd need a 20-foot tall ladder!

[–] vext01@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 days ago

AI generated house? Also, nice garden...

[–] i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

A basketball hoop in the garage? A kitchen with cabinets so high up you'll need a ladder? And only $1.5 million dollars!

[–] frezik@midwest.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

$1.5M, but on a 1.6 acre lot that's already subdivided for townhomes. If you have the cash, you could probably make money on this deal, and that's probably the best selling point.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I feel like I’d want to just tear this monstrosity down and start again. You could gut it, but there’s nothing to gut! Building houses on the rest of the property and selling them seems to be where the value is, but in western Colorado would you really make enough building and selling the other 11(?) houses to justify $1.5M for 1.6 acres? I’m not sure the price for that much land is that high in my town and we’re a high growth area that keeps being named one of the best places to live in the US!

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Why does it look like CGI? Hell, it looks like a Second Life house with that stripper pole. Just needs more couches and chairs.

[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

The lighting is impossibly even and nothing is casting a shadow. Gives it that uncanny 2000s video game feel where textures got pretty good but most engines still didn't have much in the way of dynamic lighting.

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[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

It's like a 90s kid designed it so the hot lady could get the pizza rolls out of the microwave swing on the pole and serve it to them in the hot tub 🤣

Except it needs a lot more colors and jagged shapes on the walls.

[–] atro_city@fedia.io 4 points 1 day ago

Add some red lights and it's a strip club with a kitchen. I guess somebody hungers for more than pussy.

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 8 points 2 days ago

Two things, the echo in that room would be beyond horrid, also I think the tv is not high enough .... :/

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 7 points 2 days ago

I don't know man, I could put in a roast and then wait in the jacuzzi for a couple of hours.

That's a damn death trap

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 days ago

That's a lot of empty floor space; kitchen or pool-room.

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