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[–] immutable@lemm.ee 33 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The best thing everyone can do is just tune out this bullshit.

MAGA is what happens when edge lords grow up. They love laughing at people freaking out over every dumb thing they do.

During the first trump term I watched the news, I got angry at every thing he did, his supporters lapped that outrage up.

This time fuck it. Rename the Gulf of Mexico to trumps big boy bathtub if you want. Enjoy it MAGA people, enjoy all your epic trolls but I won’t be on the other side getting upset. And then enjoy when the tariffs make your construction business unprofitable. Enjoy when his bungling jacks up prices sky high and you can’t buy bananas anymore because he threatened to nuke the countries that grow them for reasons no one can identify.

This term they can just enjoy the fucking mess they’ve made and I’m not going to give them any satisfaction in getting upset and yelling at the village idiot to not play with fireworks. Go ahead, blow your fucking fingers off dumbass.

[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I really needed to read this. Thank you.

I got so worked up today over someone calling restaurant work “entry level jobs for teenagers that don’t deserve 15 an hour” that I almost had an aneurysm.

I’m just looking away as much as possible. This world belongs to the idiots too and there’s nothing I can do about it.

Thank you for the comment. You woke up some peace in my heart.

[–] dan@upvote.au 3 points 6 days ago

I got so worked up today over someone calling restaurant work “entry level jobs for teenagers that don’t deserve 15 an hour

The people that say things like this are usually people who have never had to work in the job.

[–] Pilferjinx@lemmy.world 24 points 6 days ago (1 children)

All of this is so absurd that I'm scared I'm missing the real reason why they're throwing all the smoke bombs.

I like to think the guy on the right is thinking, "omg... Our pinkies just touch. What does that mean? What does that mean!?!"

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 21 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Trump has backed off from all of his "good" campaign promises, and lately has been floating the idea of renaming the Gulf of Mexico to "Gulf of America".

We're in for a long 4 years at the circus.

you know what fuckit i just grabbed some weapons grade copium from the dispensary and I'll see y'all in four yeeaar's . [89][ me is taking over.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Americans must be ecstatic that the party that does something finally got to power.

[–] RedditWanderer@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And annex canada apparently

[–] Stovetop@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And occupy Panama.

At this rate, it might be easier to start keeping a list of the countries that Trump hasn't threatened the sovereignty of.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Ah fuck. Well be fighting fascism with the russians again and pretending for a generation they aren't as bad.

[–] smoresrock@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

And buy Greenland

[–] lemmyman@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm so glad I filtered the orange man and his rich bat-monkey out of my feed so I only hear about this stupid shit in meme form.

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Same here, but that kind of makes these memes confusing as hell. Did he really say he’s gonna rename the Gulf of Mexico?

Is it cause it will soon be the actual ocean when it overtakes Florida?

[–] bitchkat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Margarine Greene is writing the bill.