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Palantir Claims Kids 'Love' Surveillance, According to Forced Data Collection (isglitch.com)

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Privacy advocates alarmed as tech giant launches "Freedom From Freedom" initiative

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

The campaign features testimonials from surveilled students, all delivered under facial recognition monitoring. "The granular behavioral analytics really optimize my recess experience," said one first-grader, as the system flagged her elevated heart rate and automatically enrolled her in Digital Citizenship Enhancement Program.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

we're pretty much China now :(

Oops forgot that whole site is satire

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 6 points 6 days ago

This is satire.

[–] jacksilver@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Just in case you aren't aware, it's satire. IsGlitch isn't real news.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 6 days ago

Thank god

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I've heard all Palantir executives love getting massive wedgies on a daily basis... Like rip the tighties massive.

We should do some thorough validation.