dude dylan do the laundry
this post was submitted on 10 Jan 2025
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The serial killer gets away again using charm.
"You let him get away?!?"
"He's got 99 Charisma, boss'
"Dangit, Michael!"
“Dropped a pork chop” is slang, pretty sure
Dylan bro, you gotta specify pre or post cooking here. Big difference in my decision to ignore this or bleach the sheets.
I believe the clarification is quite kind provided we’re actually telling the truth.
How dare you raise suspicions! Dylan is a saint and I will not stand for any casting of aspersions!
My forces are merely passing through.
I'm sorry to hear it. Have you tried Imodium?
Initiates surprise war on the next turn
Regardless of whether it's pork blood or person blood, it's still blood.
The red stuff in raw meat from a grocery store isn’t blood, it’s myoglobin.
Myoglobin is not blood. A pig is exsanguinated after butchering. Otherwise the meat would rot very quickly.
I'm pretty sure it's BBQ sauce.
That's assuming it's not cooked and wasn't handled properly when butchered.
Under those circumstances, Dylan's message reads VERY differently :)
Only if it's family.
muscle interstitial fluid doesn't dry like blood I think
It doesn't
No officer, I did not murder someone, I swear its just porkchop.
Dylan's target was known as Pork Chop
It do be like that sometimes.
Dylan’s just throwing people off the scent.
He’s a professional.
Well done Dylan!
That's something a person who just murdered someone on their bedsheets would write.
Betcha Dylan looks like Luigi!
Rockstar.
Porkstar