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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What is this obsession some people have with ivermectin? They don't believe in the moon landings but they think ivermectin has magic powers.

[–] drdiddlybadger@pawb.social 6 points 2 days ago

Its an ad campaign to hike up the price and demand for Ivermectin by people invested in its production.

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[–] CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world 28 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (7 children)

When did ivermectin become the cure all? COVID? Because this is beyond stupid.

I know it started with COVID, but to become a wonder drug...

[–] Alue42@fedia.io 53 points 2 days ago (3 children)

In the beginning of Covid, a doctor in very rural India started treating Covid patients with ivermectin and they got better. So the doctor wrote a paper about it, and this paper was touted as proof that ivermectin was the cure for Covid, and nowadays everything.

Because schools don't stress science literacy, what people didn't notice in the paper was that WHY ivermectin helped these patients with their Covid infections is because they ALSO had multiple parasites because they were living in a very rural area and rarely sought medical help, and therefore their immune system was already overburdened dealing with the parasites. By treating the parasites with ivermectin, their immune systems were able to focus on Covid and actually fight through it. This was all explained in the paper, people just didn't read past the title, clearly.

Ivermectin is prescribed for humans - specifically in the cases of parasites. We need to get back to teaching science literacy and critical thinking in schools.

[–] brucethemoose@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We need to get back to teaching science literacy and critical thinking in schools.

The problem is... funding.

But most people have always been science illiterate. It's just that now we're (as a a whole) explicitly electing/listening to people who don't value that literacy either.

[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

It’s not funding directly, that’s just a symptom in the chain. Governments globally are intentionally stupifying their populations.

Just throwing money at schooling without addressing the rise in fascist authoritarianism will just end with generations being taught absolute nonsense (creationism, flat earth, etc.)

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[–] Saik0Shinigami@lemmy.saik0.com 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I know it started with COVID, but to become a wonder drug…

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC3043740/

It garners it's "wonder drug" status long before COVID. Just not for any reason related to COVID. Nor Cancer...

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I swear, if somehow dog turds got a "fight the man" aura about them there'd be people claiming dog turds cure everything.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

Scam artists can sell it without a prescription as long as they're calling it an animal product. It's sold off the counter at any feed store. This is always the scam with these claims it's ''it cures cancer THEY just don't want you to know about it!'' Then they sell you a huge amount of it at a huge markup. This is everything from Monavie (an aqci berry juice), vitamin Mega doses, some completely insignificant ''supplements'' (I knew a guy selling ox bile capsules with almost no oil or extracts mixed in), then you have all manner of crystals, jade eggs, food processing leftovers like apricot pits, inert nonsense. And I'm not even really mad about it because it mostly ripps off rich idiots like Mel and Joe. These idiots take the same meds from their doctor as everyone else, then ALSO take the snake oil and are convinced the snake oil worked. Joe took a vit C mega dose when he was also taking meds from his doctor for Covid, and he's SURE the Vit C did something. It's like how if you have really worn out tires on a car that when you get new tires the mileage gets noticeably better, but then you think ''tire store change tire = 20% lower mph'' so you take your car back the next day and ask them to change the tires 4 more times because you think it will make your car have -100% gas consuption. All these meds CAN improve your immune system response by removing parasites if you have them, eliminate vit deficiencys if you have them, or remove other micro nutrient deficiencies, all work IF you have the issue to begin with, and studies show the improvement, but taking 1000x the dose of Vit C is just making your pee insanely vit rich, once the deficiency is resolved your body dumps the excess.

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[–] Ironfist@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like natural selection is taking care of business.

[–] madeinthebackseat@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

We need more natural selection accelerants.

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[–] charade_you_are@sh.itjust.works 65 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Sorry to the people dealing with the fires in LA area but I have to admit that I laughed hard when I heard Mel Gibson's house burnt down during this interview. Absolutely hilarious to me.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Steve Jobs, an otherwise very intelligent and successful guy, got diagnosed with pancreatic cancer and instead of jumping right on treating it instead let it go and sought out all sorts of "natural" cures. Well it became terminal and he admitted that if he had treated it at the start it was in an early enough stage where he likely would've survived. There is a trait in some smart people to think they are experts on everything.

[–] derpgon@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Oh the trait is in dumb people as well, even more so

[–] howrar@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tfw you distrust the scientific establishment and take health into your own hands to stick it to the man. But then you realize you're the man.

[–] Zink@programming.dev 2 points 2 days ago

Tfw you distrust the scientific establishment

While selling high tech products that depend on decades of scientific advancement to even make them possible.

[–] futatorius@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

For a soul-crushing perfectionist slave-driver asshole, Jobs had quite a few fluffy New Age beliefs. It always seemed a bit incongruous.

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 167 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (11 children)

obligatory fuck daily mail but this screen was posted to a discord I'm in and I laughed then, I'll laugh again now

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[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 90 points 4 days ago (9 children)

It's like these people got trolled by 4chan and believed every single word they said.

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[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 69 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I wish I knew how to get these motherfuckers to care about anything as much as they care about ivermectin.

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[–] HawlSera@lemm.ee 27 points 3 days ago (6 children)
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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 45 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Vaccines turned me into a newt!

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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 110 points 4 days ago (12 children)

There were so many calls to "Let Mel come back," promising that his outbursts weren't a real problem anymore and he was on the way to recovery. Nope. Don't believe that shit. Second chances are dead now, thanks to cunts like him and these other fucks that have squandered the goodwill of the people. Gibson isn't done doing harm. He will be a piece of shit until he dies, which can't come soon enough. Fuck him and the entire tribe of fuckwads that spout the same and similar nonsense. They are a blight on humanity.

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 92 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (22 children)

I'm not defending idiots saying it cures cancer, but people dismissively calling ivermectin a "horse dewormer" when it's approved for human use for all sorts of parasitic diseases is something that grinds my gears. It actually is something of a wonder drug, just not for what these idiots keep claiming.

Methylene blue is an approved drug too, (the first synthetic drug, coincidentally) it's used for cyanide poisoning amongst other things. It's also a MAOI, which makes it dangerous to take with a bunch of common medicines.

[–] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 108 points 4 days ago (6 children)

The horse dewormer thing iirc comes from the fact that ivermectin is a prescription drug, and doctors obviously wouldn't prescribe it for covid. So people resorted to one of the very few ways you could still purchase it: as the horse dewormer variant.

Of course this version is much stronger and intended for horses, not humans. IIRC this led to a few hospitalisations and even deaths.

That's why when people advocate you should take ivermectin, the counter claim is that they're telling you to take horse dewormer, since that's the only way to get it. It's not out of a general 'disrespect' for ivermectin.

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[–] frog_brawler@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Methylene Blue is also fish medicine. It treats ich.

[–] Classy@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yes and it treats fungal infections in tree frogs. I'm not trying to say that these medicines work the way that Gibson is saying they do, but the whole "horse dewormer" talking point is dishonest as it makes it out like these medicines have only a single use. I doubt ivermectin treats covid or whatever. But anytime someone just throws out these minimizing points as if it's impossible to use things in more than one way only makes me doubt the validity of their claims.

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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 78 points 4 days ago (7 children)
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[–] SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org 46 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Sure, they were cured of cancer... until one day suddenly dropped dead, for no reason at all

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[–] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 35 points 3 days ago (17 children)

Joe Rogan is very much part of the misinformation media, he continuously gets guests talking crazy shit and he always nods along, yeah yeah, and people form some stupid reason just lap it up

Can we, for the love of fuck, put laws in placenthst require that as soon as a group of a certain size (say 50+) listens to you, that you are responsible for what you're saying and that you're required to ensure that your information is scientifically correct?

I'm sorry, but fuck free speech as so many people are raving about. Its the worst thing that has happened to the world since the Internet came on. All idiots now have a loud voice and the vast majority of humans apparently are very poorly equipped to weed out this bullshit.

No, your "pyramid curing cancer theory being blocked by big pharma" is NOT real, does NOT have a right to be heard, and is NOT a positive for humanity.

Yes, yes, we should be able to say what we want (within reason) but once you'd tart getting a following, that's it. No more, PLEASE. YOU HAVE YO START BEING TRUTHFUL AND FACTUAL. Why do we continue to allow people to lie their asses off to groups to manipulate others? Hell, even US presidents do this in insane amounts. Even Obama lied at least a little in like 25% of is statements? And he was a low outlier. Trump lies about 90% of the time at pants on fire levels and we're all fine with it. First amendment rules ftw!

Trump would never have been in power if we had something like this. Medical quackery would be gone as Dr Oz can no longer sell his snake oil bullshit. Churches would be gone, yikes... Imagine marketing if companies were required to be actually truthful about their products?

News organizations!

OMFG. So Fox news sues the US government to not be held to standards requiring them to be factual because first amendment.... So quite literally everything coming from them today is a lie. Its all bullshit. Why do we allow this and just laught at them? Why does nobody see the danger of just allowing news organizations to lie to the populace to divide the people, to get false ideas in their heads, to fill them with false hatred...

If Fox news and the likes would have been required to be truthful there would be no trump, the racial divide in the US would have been a whole lot less than it is today. And when I mean truthful I also mean the things they focus on, the insinuations, the pundits with their opinions.

Why why why, why do we allow any of this? What the fuck, world? The first amendment is not worth ending up in world was three because we MUST allow special interests to lie yo everyone, first amendment!

Start requiring that companies MUST be truthful. Presidents and governments MUST be truthful in claims to their citizens. Celebrity or someone with a following? You must be truthful in your claims.

We either start growing up as humanity or this will be our downfall. We are at the edge of the end of humanity as we have known it for centuries due to climate change (and have no doubt, it fucking will end everything we know today) but can't even have a basic discussion about how to stop or reverse this because special interests are allowed to use their news outlets to just scream that climate change is a hoax.

We just allow that. The theater is on fire and we can't even have a discussion on how to escape out because even though the flames are right there, the theater owner keeps screaming over everyone that all is okay, there is no fire, we don't have to escape.

Its gotten to the point where no meaningful discussion is possible anymore because we vant even agree about the basic facts in front of us anymore.

This has got to stop. The lies have to stop, we need basic facts.

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