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[–] TheGuyTM3@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Shapeshifter, telekinesis and magic. Efficiency and modularity. And i'm lazy.

[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Shape shifter makes half of these redundant. I pick that, teleport, and electric control.

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

"Attractive Female", "Divine Power" ~~because what power doesn't fall under that~~, and "Insanely Rich."

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago

Im thinking... Rich, healing, teleport

Solve any current problems with money, heal people/animals, easily and instantly go anywhere.

I would attempt to "heal" the ultra-rich from whatever their obvious problem is. Lol

[–] SandraBollocks@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

1 insanely rich so i dont have to work. 2 divine powers so i can be impressive and perform impossible fears, thereby recovering the majority of the skills i didnt pick 3 psychic so i can know what others know, uncover secrets, predict behavior, prevent crime, predict weather, and potentially talk to pets

[–] dogsoahC@lemm.ee 3 points 1 week ago

Depending on which deity we're talking, "divine powers" is a no-brainer. Besides that: Immortality, invincibility, siphon powers. Use the time I have (i.e. all of it) to learn unarmed combat and weapon master, and become insanely rich and very intelligent, then invent implants and a powersuit (why would anyone pick those if they're a freebie with immortality), then wait around for others who have picked different powers and siphon off their powers. Since I'm invincible, I can also swallow some plutonium and become radioactive.

So, in conclusion, I would like to be a sci-fi lich.

[–] Jimmycrackcrack@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago

Isn't divine powers all of these?

[–] Delphia@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Insanely Rich x 3

[–] dovahking@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Most of the powers are achievable with just intellect and magic. The third power to choose is immortality because most of the sci fi or magical immortality has a catch.

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

What if I already have the power of being attractive 😎

Do I have to waste a choice to keep it?

And does immortality come with eternal youth?

Invulnerability, Invisibility, Psychic

[–] KeenFlame@feddit.nu 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Guys you don't even eye siphon abilities? It's the pro strat

I figure that and attractiveness will enable you to borrow any other ability you need.

[–] archonet@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago

Immortal, invulnerable, magic.

Magic would probably enable a lot of the other things on that list, and having unlimited time to practice it, you could become a demigod in, to you, no time at all.

[–] philluminati@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

Unarmed combat + necromancy

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