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[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 70 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 34 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's a three-man job to fuck an ostrich.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] kn33@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Biskii@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Bad gas travels fast in a small town

[–] 69420@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Pitter patter...

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I Suppose.. If ya really wanted to get to the bottom of it.. We could find someone.. Someone who farms Ostriches

[–] YoiksAndAway@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I don't think we need to invite them, though.

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

I heard it was a sick ostrich.

[–] Furball@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

No it actually happened I was there

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 7 points 1 day ago

You’re Boots?! I thought you didn’t talk.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 day ago (2 children)

We need more credible fake news.

"On a call with investors, Zuckerberg admits that their inroads into China are falling short of expectations and is considering exiting the market."

Hit him in the wallet, not the scrotum.

[–] Harvey656@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Why not both?

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hear deep fakes are getting pretty good

How about the first episode of Black Mirror?

[–] Nougat@fedia.io 34 points 1 day ago

That’s impressive, fucking an ostrich with a rat penis.

[–] ApeNo1@lemm.ee 32 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have my upvote

[–] Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Aw come on. Let's not just tell blatant lies. The ostrich fucked Zuckerberg, get your facts straight people

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

It is now time to remove the fact checking part of these posts and only include the very legitimate reports of his misdeeds, like the time he murdered a baby seal and wore its head as a hat during a boardroom meeting.

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No way Dee Reynolds would let him near her And she bangs everyone

[–] greenhorn@lemm.ee 5 points 1 day ago

Bad gas travels fast on social media

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah, Putin -> Kadyrov -> Chechen UFC fighters -> Dana White (head of the UFC) -> Joe Rogan and the alt-right types -> Mark Zuckerberg.

Zuckerberg going from Libertarian patent thief to alt-right Jujitsu fan was kind of inevitable, given the above chain of "Sportswashing", where UFC is part of pushing Russian style anti-woke Manosphere crapola.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbDlCOoMZfs

[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 1 day ago

This is total fake the ostrich fucked zuck.

[–] inlandempire@jlai.lu 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] mrfriki@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Poor ostrich…

That implies consent, which I'm sure no Ostrich would give.

[–] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I was the ostrich, so I'm making a callout post on my lemmy dot com. Mark "Suckerberg", you got a small dick. It's like the size of this walnut except WAY smaller.

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I saw it happen

[–] enbyecho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I heard he's going to get a divorce so he can marry the ostrich.