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Bread is CIVILIZATION

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[–] CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 2 points 41 minutes ago

Bread is still one of those real old school basic foods, that comes with a decent somewhat similar old school basic price.

I don't care if it's good or bad, i want to have some money left at the end of the month instead of having month left at the end of your money.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 57 minutes ago* (last edited 56 minutes ago)

Bread is like the shady dealer standing just inside a dark alley who, when somebody passes by on the street, goes:

"Hey you!"

"Yes, you."

"Would you like a little something to make you feel good?"

* Opens long coat, showing a collection of cheeses, butter, peanut butter, jams, ham and other cold meats, and other delicious things that aren't all that healthy *

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 43 minutes ago

Whole grain bread is okay, depending on brand and quality (Ezekial bread is the only good kind I normally have acess to). Any kind that's not whole grain (or good quality whole grain) contributes to diabetes risk. That is not love. That is hurt.

For thousands of years the peak of life has been eating fresh bread and drinking wine, it still is tbh. For maximum luxery add fresh cooked meat to the bread :3

[–] serenissi@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

This guy Deutsch.

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] Fedegenerate@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Bread is my favourite carb, and it isn't close. I had a period in my teens of sandwiching everything. Chili? Sandwich. Curry? Sammich Stews? You guessed it: big mess.

[–] RinseDrizzle@midwest.social 10 points 3 hours ago

Woah, is it you, Sloppy Joe himself?? 😲

[–] CharmOffensive@lemm.ee 19 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I'm confused about the single full stop. It shows they have knowledge of basic punctuation, but refuse to use it.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

They also resent anti-runon-sentence propaganda

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

What is there to be confused about? They can speak english correctly, but they simply refuse doing so due to a lack of respect for the language. Almost every professor at my uni is also like this: they have the skills to follow grammatical rules, but they don't owe it to anyone to actually do it. This is normal.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Also any language where through and threw sound identical doesn’t deserve much respect.

[–] renzev@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Huh, I thought you were joking, but I just checked on google translate, and apparently the correct way to pronounce "threw" really is the same as "through". I always pronounced "threw" a bit more in the front of my mouth so it has a different sound. Crazy stuff.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Here’s a bunch of better examples (it’s a 1 minute video).

https://youtu.be/3ipFdRfFvK4

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 5 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

Based and yeast-pilled

[–] FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 11 points 9 hours ago

Did.. Did they just make a "pee is stored in the balls" reference?

[–] Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 9 hours ago

Reading "anti crab" propaganda made me think extra.

[–] BastingChemina@slrpnk.net 9 points 10 hours ago

In 1900 the average French person was eating 900g of bread per day.

I'm working on it to reach this level again.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

I only accept the darkest, blackest bread there is. I crave the fiber

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 37 minutes ago

The vast majority of breads are adulterated to a point of being virtually fraudulent. At least in the US there is pretty much only two brands of bread that are actually good, and most people have access to only one, if any. Here's a video that goes into detail about it:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tRHzJ7ZNHv4

[–] 96VXb9ktTjFnRi@feddit.nl 1 points 3 hours ago

The darkest bread there is, is usually bread that is articifially dark. Here in the Netherlands we have bread colored as chocolate, that would actually be white but is made to look dark so people think it's healthier.

[–] BullishUtensil@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago

Simple: I'm a carb based life form.

[–] aesthelete@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

I like how in the menu the chef is like -- and I'm paraphrasing of course -- you assholes can't have bread cuz you don't deserve it.

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 13 hours ago

God gave us grain but not bread so that we, too, could indulge in the joy of creation.

[–] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 22 points 15 hours ago (3 children)

Carbs aren’t evil but if you don’t want to be overweight you have to eat carbs in moderation. It’s not that hard gang.

[–] alleycat@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Isn't Low Carb debunked? As long as you eat halfway clean and at a deficit, you lose weight. And you don't gain weight by eating a lot of carbs, as long as you don't have a caloric surplus.

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 2 points 48 minutes ago

and at a deficit, you

Well that's the thing, carbs are just very calorie dense so eating cards makes it harder to eat at a deficit.

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Actually fat makes you fat and carbs make you crab

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

The incessant lurch of time makes us crab and there's nothing we can do about it

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Exactly. Might as well indulge in feasting on Jesus's body.

[–] Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That sounds like something a carapaced bottom-dwelling aquatic scavenger would say...

[–] Duke_Nukem_1990@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago

No, carapaced bottom-dwelling aquatic scavenger was my father.

[–] ftbd@feddit.org 4 points 8 hours ago

You got it all wrong, you just have to work out a lot and then eat all the carbs you want

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago

I see extreme anti-carb mentality like teetotalling when the health goal is really just don't be a drunkard.

[–] dogsnest@lemmy.world 27 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Bakers knead bread to explore their souls.

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