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[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

In order to combat the increase of bots, we will now require DNA verification

-Spaz

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

the best thing about that idea is that there's open human DNA on the Internet somewhere. Forgot what it was called but I found a file that's just a bunch of ATGCAARGCCGAT's from different animals and a few humans

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

That's how we'll end up in the Gattaca timeline.

[–] RobotZap10000@feddit.nl 15 points 1 week ago

I'd honestly be more suspicious of those who do pass it 3 times in a row.

[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 8 points 1 week ago

You better not be snooping on me using TOR to do innocent things and failing 3 times because doing CAPTCHA on TOR is like pulling teeth with a nuclear powered jackhammer.

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm not a robot, I'm just really really stoned.

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I get captchas that are like "select motorcycles" and they're all scooters, or "select all busses" and 95% of the pictures are what machine vision assumes to be a bus but is actually a crosswalk

And I fail them because I don't pick the "obviously not a bus" bus

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

1 pixel of the traffic light is in a box. Does the box contain a traffic light or not? 😭

[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I select them anyways which probably leads to another fail lmao

[–] Edge004@lemm.ee 1 points 1 week ago

Sometimes I do select them, sometimes I don't, and I still fail sometimes regardless of what I do

I just woke up my cat lol

[–] Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 week ago

I do it on purpose, I make just enough mistakes to barely pass as human

[–] droporain@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 1 week ago

Choose all the refrigerators if you want to live!

[–] MyNameIsIgglePiggle@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I vote we have all babies exiting the womb complete a captcha to ensure we are only birthing humans

[–] SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Except they're half plastic these days 🥺

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 4 points 1 week ago

Ok this one got a real, audible laugh from me

[–] FPSXpert@discuss.online 3 points 1 week ago

Me using a VPN on the internet all the time and failing the captcha multiple times: Maybe I am a robot?

[–] Chef_Boyardee@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

Love terminator 6. Probably watch it tonight while my football team gets destroyed. #httr

[–] other_cat@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I know you didn't mean me, but here I am!

[–] other_cat@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Well I'm glad you're here too!

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 1 week ago

I haven’t even started, god I hate those time travellers.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I'm not a robot, I'm just dyslexic 😭

[–] jjagaimo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I have to purposefully slow down or it gives me 3 in a row and then fails