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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not about you. Tell me about who you've embalmed.

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[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am a patron to several ancient and eldritch nature deities.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm as surprised as you are.

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[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 11 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Sometimes I depersonalize and can barely taste, smell, or feel pain

[–] MothmanDelorian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

Can ypu normally taste pain?

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[–] Taewyth@jlai.lu 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Just a few

  • a childhood friend and neighbour got killed by his mother, his sister managed to flee the scene and call the cops
  • my elementary school's director got arrested for paedophilia, he killed himself in his cell before getting judged
  • my sister in law died in her sleep less than a meter away from me (a wall was between us still) and my partner and I were the ones to find her, I've had to call and tell her parents
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[–] AFaithfulNihilist@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I beat somebody into a coma with their own gun.

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[–] Sorgan71@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When I was a kid (like 14-15) I would go on gangstalking forums and try to convince schitzophrenic people I was following them.

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[–] Trilobite@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

When I was a kid I found a bunch of puppies that had been skinned alive, I think I scared off whoever was doing it, one was half skinned and still alive and there was another one that had not been gotten to yet

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[–] hardcoreufo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago

I had a friend a few blocks away growing up and we'd walk over to each other's house all the time. One day when I was 9 or 10 I was walking home and there were a dozen cop cars outside a house. Next door to them was another kid we knew but who was a grade above us so we weren't close.

When I got home I told my parents about all the police at this house. They did some digging around and turns out the guy who lived there was a child molester. I didn't really know what that meant at the time other than it was bad.

I still hope that the kid who lives next door wasn't one of the victims.

[–] tlou3please@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

When I was in the emergency services, I was first or among the first on scene to serious mass casualty events on multiple occasions. The most any of them got in the news was local papers and traffic disruption reports, because unless it's terrorism the nationals aren't interested. If any of us died in a car crash tomorrow, the world wouldn't care.

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