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[–] prex@aussie.zone 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I put on my robe & wizard hat.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I cast Freedom of Movement and emigrate to the EU!

[–] Nugscree@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Counterspell by the governing body.

[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 days ago

sorry officer I'm actually married / otherwise uninterested in dating you...

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[–] Bonje@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Should have turned off the camera first and THEN went bang bang bang...

[–] SirQuackTheDuck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

No, that would be suspicious

[–] Thrawne@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

PUT DOWN THE WEAPON

[–] SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 17 points 2 days ago

Now your dog and child are dead, I'm going to have to take you in for questioning. Yes, you are being detained.