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[–] Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 126 points 5 days ago (5 children)

Reminds me of a joke on a Bright Eyes song.

"There's a Communist and an Anarchist in a car who's driving? The cop."

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[–] HelixDab2@lemm.ee 54 points 5 days ago (10 children)

A Marxist is stuck in a room with a liberal, a fascist, and an anarchist. The Marxist has one gun and two bullets. What does the Marxist do? Shoot the liberal and the anarchist.

(Based off actual historical events.)

[–] Objection@lemmy.ml 18 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (26 children)

The Soviet Union did more to stop the fascists than anyone else, and 27 million people in the Soviet Union were killed in the fight.

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[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 5 days ago (10 children)

If anyone disagrees:

Kronstadt

Spanish Civil War

Molotov–Ribbentrop Pact

The War in Ukraine

Etc.

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[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 10 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Historically, the Marxists were the ones that stopped the Nazis. 80% of combat in WWII was fought on the Eastern Front. Meanwhile, the liberals in Germany had linked hands with the Nazis to exterminate the Marxists early on in the Nazi rise to power. Additionally, the Soviets were the only ones materially backing the Anarchists in Spain.

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[–] Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world 59 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (25 children)

A leftist is stuck in a room with another leftist and a fascist.

The leftist has one gun and two bullets, and they must be used.

What does the leftist do?

Shoot the other leftist twice.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 5 days ago

... then claim the other leftist making an edgy joke at the age of 14 is a proof they were the real fascist.

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[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 94 points 5 days ago (22 children)

It's not a joke if it's true

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[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 74 points 5 days ago (3 children)

“Do you know why people don’t like liberals? Because they lose. If liberals are so fucking smart, how come they lose so god damn always?” - Will MacAvoy, Newsroom

[–] Shardikprime@lemmy.world 20 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (3 children)

Imagine having 4 years to prepare

With all the state apparatus behind them announcing day and night that Trump was "literally the worst human bean ever"

Basically all the universities and all the highly educated population by their side

With massive approval from their voter base

With huge sums of money for propaganda in the private media.

With all the considerably large powers of the current executive

Able to pass laws

Able to influence worldwide political movements to bash their opposition at any time through grants

Able to start or stop wars worldwide should the need arise

And they still lost to Trump LMAO 🤣

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 18 points 5 days ago

Democrats lost the 2024 election in the 2020 election. Biden was a moderate that solved nothing, making poor white people angrier.

The only ways to make poor white people less angry will make billionaires angry.

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] SolidShake@lemmy.world 11 points 5 days ago

That's what I would do lmao. Fuck that guy

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 29 points 5 days ago (3 children)

Of course they started with 6 bullets but the liberal and the fascist liked to pass the gun around and take pot shots at the marxist every so often so the marxist couldn't ever influence or overpower them. This is just the moment the liberal realized there were only two bullets left.

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[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 40 points 5 days ago (12 children)

And then blame the Party for not providing more attractive choices.

[–] Glytch@lemmy.world 43 points 5 days ago (4 children)

Our choices were Fascism or Corporatism. Why wouldn't we blame the parties?

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[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 15 points 4 days ago

Same result, but the liberal asks Israel who should have the gun.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Shoot the lock to escape the room, and save the other bullet for whoever locked you up in there.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay, this isn't a movie, the bullet did nothing to the lock, and now you're bleeding from a ricochet sliver.

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[–] shalafi@lemmy.world 28 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (6 children)

I'm saving this one. Too on the nose.

"Christo-fascists are coming!"

They're already here.

"They're rounding up brown people and LGBT will be next!"

Been saying concentration camps and trains are inbound for years now.

"Give up your guns!"

Perhaps liberals should take a WWII history class?

"But they'll kill you if you defend yourself!"

Yes, that often happens when fighting fascists.

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[–] oce@jlai.lu 23 points 5 days ago (39 children)

What's a liberal according to Lemmy? Economically liberal and socially liberal? Social democrat? Obama or Bernie?

[–] Juice@midwest.social 15 points 5 days ago

It kind of has a double meaning. One side is someone who believes in like democracy, freedom, human rights, and the other side is someone who believes in private property. For historical reasons, the two tendencies are like joined together on most things, but there are differences.

A lot of leftists don't like liberals because they defend private property and capitalism, but a lot of liberals see themselves as leftists because of those progressive values.

Whether or not a liberal is left wing very much depends on the liberal. Every socialist was once a liberal, whether they were political or not. Conservatives are a kind of liberal, but with the progressive parts removed so it only defends private property.

capitalism is really good at like hiding away its injustice behind contracts and laws, a socialist would see those laws as unjust and want to do radical reforms up to and including overthrow of the ruling billionaires. a liberal might not see the injustice, or if they do, tend to want to stick to courts and reforms because it does contain elements of fairness and justice. liberal justice is more fair than feudal justice, but less than what many socialists would like.

The meme is a reference to the idea that social democracy, liberalism and fascism are all different aspects of capitalism.

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[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago

Just crushingly depressingly accurate

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (2 children)

Fuck that shit answer. I'd shoot myself twice.

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