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[–] PlantDadManGuy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

I mean at this point just commit to the fraud and pay someone who actually knows how to code to take your exam for you.

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I remember so little from my studies I do tend to wonder if it would really have cheating to… er… cheat. Higher education was like this horrendous ordeal where I had to perform insane memorisation tasks between binge drinking, and all so I could get my foot in the door as a dev and then start learning real skills on the job (e.g. “agile” didn’t even exist yet then, only XP. Build servers and source control were in their infancy. Unit tests the distant dreams of a madman.)

[–] Ascend910@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 week ago

virtual machine

[–] licheas@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Why do they even care? it's not like your future bosses are going to give a flying fuck how you get your code. at least, they won't until you cause the machine uprising or something.

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[–] levzzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Java is literally easy bro tf is there to stress about...

[–] bappity@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Java is piss easy, they're fine

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