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[–] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 52 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

There was a Fiat on fire on the side of the road earlier. Italy answers the call!

[–] Cobrachicken@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Nah they were calling for help, too.

[–] Damage@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fiat isn't Italian anymore

[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 47 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Where was America when the freedom fries fell?

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Jondor will answer! eh Jandalf?

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 4 points 2 weeks ago

America is kill?

[–] railwhale 20 points 2 weeks ago

The MacSignal

[–] Tja@programming.dev 19 points 2 weeks ago

Canada pretends to not be home

[–] psx_crab@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 20 points 2 weeks ago

When stalin had a heart attack, no doctor dared risking saving him.

Kind of appropriate for America to die of a heart attack.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Gandalf first needs to purge the orange gremling from the white house.

Has anyone seen Bernies cape and staff?

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Nope. Just his mittens.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I pledge allegiance to the flaming M of the United States of America, and to the Dictatorship for which it stands, one sundered Nation Forced under God, indivisible, without liberty nor justice for all

[–] superkret@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

Oh Say Can You See
By The Dawn's Early Light
What So Proudly We Hailed
In The Twilight's Last Gleaming
Bacon Stripes and Burger Buns
Through The Ravenous Night
On The Ramparts We Ate
Its Fat Glisteningly Streaming

[–] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Id like to order a NATO burger with the real freedom fries this time

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

May McDonald's burn to the ground! Good riddance!

[–] mo_lave@reddthat.com 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And Rohan will answer: Daga kotowaru

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru

[–] Jericho_Kane@lemmy.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Thoughts and prayers

[–] themakara@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I first read bacon lol

[–] HurlingDurling@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

If this was in the south, it would be a waffle house sign

[–] uis@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

Aurora's fire